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happiest*
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March 16, 2013 4:41am UTC

Someone needs a hug
with a rope. around their neck.

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sophsunflower12
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March 14, 2013 5:05pm UTC

so tell me,
when exactly did originality go out of style?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovecrazy
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March 14, 2013 6:14pm UTC

Too young, too dumb to realize
that I should have bought you flowers,
and held your hand.
Should have gave you all my hours,
when I had the chance.

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Eli22b
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March 14, 2013 6:10pm UTC

I need to lose weight so I can fit my hand in the can of pringles.
my quote

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booboo4
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March 14, 2013 1:51pm UTC

New Student in Class:
Teacher: Kids! We have a new student, hes from Japan!
*Kid sits behind me*
Me:*Turns around*
Me: Oh thats cool i want to go to Japan someday!
Him: Yeah, you know what i want?
Me: What?
Him: I want to get in Ja-pants. :3
Me: 0_0

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ChocoTaco
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March 14, 2013 5:39pm UTC

There's an Anti-Social Behavior class in my school
I now know what I'm majoring in.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xxcandycakesxx
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March 14, 2013 2:41pm UTC

So i'm sitting in Chemistry and the guy behind me was like "Hey Ashley".
So I turned around and he said "wanna tie?"
And I just look at him all confused and he opens his backpack and it is filled with nothing but ties.
So he says "White shirt with grey batman symbol - i got this".
Then he pulls out a long skinny grey tie and long story short I have a new tie.
UPDATE: I've passed 5 different people who yelled out "YOU'VE MET THE KID TOO?!"
There's a tie dealer in my school.
nmq

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jaahoda
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March 1, 2013 2:51pm UTC

Don't tell me you don't want to hurt me. You know
exactly what you're doing.

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jaahoda
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 11:45am UTC

when boys say lesbian couples are hot but gay guys are disgusting:
no.
when girls say gay guys are adorable but lesbians are disgusting:
also no.
when anyone thinks anyone is disgusting because of what gender they prefer:
no. no. no

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happiest*
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March 15, 2013 11:37am UTC

Girl: I want you to be my boyfriend forever. ♥
Boy: I don't
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because than i can't be your husband.

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elisabethelis
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March 15, 2013 11:29am UTC

F/CK:
Verb [FAAK]
F/ck can be used in many ways and is probably
the only f/cking word that can be put
every f/ckingwhere and still make f/cking sense.

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xTheHungerGamesx
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March 8, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Friends are like potatoes...
When you eat them, they die :)

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xTheHungerGamesx
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March 7, 2013 3:46pm UTC

Just give me a reason
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second, we're not broken
Just bent, but we can learn to love again

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ChocoTaco
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March 13, 2013 5:40pm UTC

*When God created me*
God: I'll put in a few tablespoons of talent.
God: Whoops!! I accidentally put failure instead...
God: Well I could put attractiveness in to replace it. No big deal.
God: *Drops whole bottle*
God: Oh no! That was ugliness not attractiveness...
God: Whatever mind as well put in some awkward too...

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