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  1. Georgia* Georgia*
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 7:33am UTC
    Mr.Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom.Think about it.

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    one time
    i put my mum’s bras on a
    ceiling fan because i though it’d be a
    funny prank but then some
    people came over to look at the
    house and i didn’t have
    time to take the bras down so
    when my mum turned the fan on bras
    flew all around our kitchen and
    landed on the people and like
    no one wanted to say
    anything so we acted like
    bras weren’t strewn across all of us
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    2 types of wittians:
    the bed wittians and the desk wittians
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  4. kaylaslife kaylaslife
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    so today I walked into my English class
    to find my teacher playing a ukulele.
    Someone please tell me that their school is as weird as mine.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    FUN PARTY TRICK:
    put skittles and m&m's in the same bowl and wait for someone to grab a handful.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just walked in
    i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
    i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser. because i am sitting here like a loser
    one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
    ...
    ...
    he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
    which they're not.
    because they don't exist.
    because they're not real.
    i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
    please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
    JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
    WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
    i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
    but i have a coffee
    and it's caramel flavoured
    and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
    don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown men
    why do bad things happen to good people?
    maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
    ...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
    help help help help help
    i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
    i'm not a time machine
    i wish i was a time machine.
    abort abort abort

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    i was in line at target
    just trying to buy some
    ice cream and this
    baby was screaming its soul out.
    Anyways, the mom turned
    around and looked
    me straight in the eyes with the
    most monotone voice and said
    “birth control….
    Use birth control…”
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    do you ever
    make a huge scene
    and then march off to your bedroom but
    eventually you get hungry and you
    feel like you can’t leave your room because you
    want to prove a point or something
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    in his arms
    Chapter 28
    “Are you guys alright?” Alex asked from the beach as Anthony carried me to shore.
    Anthony beamed down on me as he set me to my feet. “We’re just fine.”
    “Uh, there’s a spare bedroom right off the den, across from the bathroom if you guys need to get changed,” Alex offered. Anthony took our luggage from his car and brought them up to the bedroom I would be staying in that night; Anthony offered to take the couch in the other room. I wanted to spend the night with him, I wanted to wake up to his face, but I wasn’t going to force him into doing anything he didn’t want to do.
    As he put our stuff down, I immediately began stripping out of my wet clothes, and he followed me. After I was in my bra and underwear, I saw him sneaking glances at my half-naked body. I only smiled at him and rolled my eyes. He was a boy, after all.
    I changed into the pajamas I would be wearing that night—a loose tank and gym shorts. I made my way to the porch where I found Alex and Anthony sitting on the beach together. The water would lap their feet every time a gentle swell pushed water to their level. I couldn’t hear them from my position on the porch, but I didn’t want to. They deserved to be alone.
    I took a seat on a chair that overlooked the water, and suddenly, I felt so incredibly pitiful for Anthony. He had a life, and I didn’t. He had friends and a mom who cared and girls to be meeting and a young life to live that I just didn’t have. I wondered how greatly this change really affected him, and how well he kept himself together.
    They sat in the sand together, just talking. Anthony kept his hood over his head, and I assumed it was to protect him from the sun. It seemed strange to me because it was so warm outside.
    I didn’t want to be caught staring at them, so I went back inside. I was feeling tired, anyways, so I grabbed a blanket and curled up on the couch until Anthony woke me up to get ready for the party.
    * * *
    I knew the party was going to be formal, so I dressed nicely. A tight, white dress with horizontal red stripes to make me look curvier than I was. At this point, I was just skin and bones.
    All of Alex’s friends were at the party by 7:30. Alex promised Anthony and I ahead of time that there would be no alcohol or dr ugs, which were our big concerns. Anthony had already assured me that the kids they used to hang out with weren’t those kinds of kids.
    Everyone who came to the party new Anthony in some respect, and they hugged him or kissed him and they talked to him for a long while. No one knew who I was.
    The night was still young when Alex, Anthony, and a few other fit guys hit the beach and began digging a massive hole. Anthony couldn’t finish it, though; he grew too fatigued. It broke my heart to see him like that. It actually petrified me.
    The bonfire they created was huge. I kept myself on Anthony’s lap, absorbing the heat from the inferno just feet from my body.
    I listened as he laughed and told stories, reminisced and participated in the conversation. And then, randomly, he went quiet. I glanced up to him and found his head fallen back against the chair, his eyes closed. His breathing was gentle as he slept beneath me.
    I grinned and snuggled my head into his chest, feeling myself falling asleep on top of him. And honestly, there was nothing I would’ve preferred over that moment.
    Not even the cure to my cancer would’ve made me happier than I was in that moment.
    Thank the Lord it's finally the weekend. This week seemed so long.
    2 weeks to February vacay. Booyahh.
    Oh and I'm like halfway done with my book. About. I'm so excited to get it done (:
    *I don't notify, please don't ask.*

  11. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 2:24pm UTC
    if i was prettier you would like me.

  12. LetTheFlamesBegin LetTheFlamesBegin
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2011 12:26pm UTC
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  13. JamesLovesBeth JamesLovesBeth
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 11:24am UTC
    I'm made in England
    I call it my kingdom
    She may let me down,
    she would never take a bow for me
    Sold down the river,
    Scream 'til they hear ya
    And I'm still standing proud,
    even as every town has fallen down to its knees.

  14. JamesLovesBeth JamesLovesBeth
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    Nearly 7 months.
    .___.

  15. JamesLovesBeth JamesLovesBeth
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 9:59am UTC
    I'll stop the whole world
    [ I ' l l s t o p t h e w h o l e w o r l d ]
    From turning into a monster
    & Eating us alive. <3

  16. JamesLovesBeth JamesLovesBeth
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 11:19am UTC
    This time 1 month ago,
    I would have just been sitting on my bed, staring at the wall, wishing that I could see
    her again. I would have refused to be happy, and every time I was in a good mood I
    would suddenly think "James, how can you be happy? Your best friend, the person
    who you loved the most, the one person who really understood you... She's gone.
    You'll never see her beautiful smile or hear her laugh again. She's gone."
    & Now? Now I'm going to stop being a selfish idiot. She would have wanted me to be
    happy, she always hated me being sad. Truth is, when I started school, I was blind.
    I was always laughed at for being blind, and Bethany was the only one who didn't make
    fun of me at some stage. Since then, I recovered from my blindness (don't ask how.)
    and Bethany was still my best friend. I made more friends, but Bethany was always
    the closest. I really loved her. Like I said, she always hated me being sad, and since
    she died in front of me on that day - February 28th, 2011 - I've been more than sad.
    I've been suicidal. But there's no more of that now. I'm not going to die for her, I'm
    going to live for her. It's what she wants. I'm going to smile as often as I can, and I'm
    going to celebrate the fact that she really lived, even if it was only for 13 years.
    I'm on the road to recovery.
    I love you, Bethany.
    Rest in Peace.
    [♥][♥][♥]

  17. JamesLovesBeth JamesLovesBeth
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:48am UTC
    You don't just
    "get over" your best friend dying.
    But, I suppose I'm recovering.
    Bethany, I'm sorry. I've been a selfish idiot. But I miss you so much.
    R.I.P.
    -James

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in
    my family, so on must be Chinese. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But, I think it's Colin.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    If you’ve ever
    tried to fight tears on the bus ride home, and failed.
    If you’ve ever lied about why your eyes were glazed over,
    and you were believed.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever stopped listening to your favorite band
    because he liked them too.
    If you’ve ever hated a girl you didn’t know
    because he picked her over you.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever wished you were weak enough to cry in public.
    If you’ve ever constantly hid behind laughter and smiles.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever bit your lip to stop it from quivering.
    If you’ve ever walked with your eyes planted on the ground.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever stared into the darkness before sleep,
    trying to avoid the ‘what’s if’s’ and ‘if only’s’.
    If you’ve ever listened to totally different music,
    but ended up thinking about him anyway.
    This one’s for you.
    The girl who doesn’t get the guy.
    The girl who still lives her life to the fullest she can.
    The girl who gets up every day and doesn’t give up.
    This one’s for you,
    because it takes so much to be that strong.

  20. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    NO I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. TRULY.
    Yes, she is very pretty.
    I'm sure you have a lot in common.
    You like her a lot? That's great.
    I like you a lot, too.

:)

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