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happiest*
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June 23, 2013 6:40pm UTC

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A website where, as soon as a boy joins and post something like " Hi i'm a boy " he gets 72392792 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes worth reading and get 1 fave.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 2:45pm UTC

So today I wanted to get out of my science class so I went to the bathroom.
When I opened the door leading into the girl's bathroom I saw a random guy just standing in the middle of the bathroom. We stared at each other for a good 30 seconds and then he just walked out. The end.

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Dear Mother,
Remember when you used to dress me up and I wouldn't even complain? Remember how good it felt when I went to sleep early, and woke up and got ready for school without hassles? Remember when I used to cry at the small things, and not over boys? I'm not like that anymore. I wish I could be... but I'm not. I'm growing out of the little girl you raised up and loved. I wish I didn't have to... but I do. I have to grow up. When I was younger, I used to dream about being "grown-up" and being like the older girls. But now I regret it. Now I wish I was a little girl again. That little girl that had no homework to worry about, no boys, no period mood swings, no future to wonder about. That little girl that ate chocolate without thinking of what it would do to her body. I want to be that little girl again, but I can't.
Now it's all about insecurities and disappointed feelings and regrets. Now I can't go anywhere without feeling slightly self-conscious. I can't do pretty much anything in front of boys without being disrespected by them. You see, mum, I have this fear. This fear of if I wake up one day and well... everything is gone. I'm afraid of life, mother. I'm afraid of what'll happen after life. I'm afraid of being hurt, of letting people in, of falling in love and staying in love. I'm afraid of creating my own family... Am I a good role-model mum? Do you think I deserve to be happy?
It doesn't take a genius to understand that nobody is perfect. Yes, mother, I made mistakes and I still do. Sometimes it feels as if I'm not good enough, for you or for anybody else. I feel like you're not proud of me, and that you expect more from me. I feel as if you'd rather have another daughter instead of me, considering the amount of times you've compared me to other girls out there. Don't you see how much it hurts me mama? It hurts me so much when you compare me with other people. It hurts me when you cry but it hurts even more when I'm the reason.
I wish I could make you proud.
And one day mama, I will. I will make you proud. I'll make you proud of me; proud of being my mother. I'll make you happy, and I'll make you smile. I won't let you down.
But for now, please let me figure out who I am. I never want to disappoint you, of course not, but I don't want to disappoint myself either. I want to be happy. That's all I want. But I want you to be happy too, mum. I know I'm not that little girl you and I both wish I still was, but I've grown and I've learned. I've made mistakes but I have learned mama. I hope that one day, I'll make you proud. I want you to be proud of me.
♥♥♥♥
I love you mother, despite our arguments and our fights. Despite how many times I've (regrettably) wished you weren't my mum. Despite how many times I've cried because of you, and how I felt like I wasn't close enough to you. I still love you and I always will. If I made you upset, well, mama....
I'm truly sorry.
Love, your daughter.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 7:11pm UTC

I think a great idea for reality TV
is to take 15 random teens from around the world who are addicted to the internet, and put them in an Amish village until they have a mental breakdown.

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 6:01pm UTC

IF PSY DOESN'T HOST HIS OWN SCIENCE TV SHOW AND CALL IT PSYIENCE THEN WHAT'S THE POINT

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:59pm UTC

I really want to hear Obama say:
"n/gga please" just for once.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 3:26am UTC

Fifteen Small Steps To Happiness
One. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.
Two. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.
Three. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.
Four. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.
Five. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.
Six. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.
Seven. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.
Eight. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.
Nine. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.
Ten. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.
Eleven. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.
Twelve. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.
Thirteen. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.
Fourteen. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.
Fifteen. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 6:56pm UTC

”Smells fresh. Like a tropical island.*
"Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it."

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 12:39pm UTC

Respect my elders?
I respect whoever respects me, regardless of age.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Teacher: OK class, today we're going to play a game. When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court, and when I say a colour, you run to the left side of the court. Everyone understand?
Class: Yes sir!!!
Teacher: Ready..set...ORANGE!!!

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full".
That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Nipple squirrel ham

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hiddenshadows
posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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Ceira
posted a quote
July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 2:43pm UTC

drunk words...
speak a sober heart.♥

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 4:45pm UTC

how f-ked up would be if the last sentence
of the last Harry Potter book was "And then Harry woke up back in his bed under the staircase

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 4:25pm UTC

when i'm a mum and my kid throws a party i'm gonna hang up posters saying
"SAVE YOUR URGIN' STAY A VIRGIN"

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sensati0ns
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 11:15am UTC

I wish people
♥ looked like their
personalities

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 3:21pm UTC

A boy is crying while watching TV.
Mum: What's wrong?
Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!
Mum: Aww, honey, it's not real, he's still alive...
Boy: That's why I'm crying.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 2:51pm UTC

UK Grading System:
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34 F
US Grading System:
100-93 A
92-90 A-
89-86 B+
85-83 B
82-80 B-
79-77 C+
76-74 C
73-70 C-
69-67 D+
67-65 D-
64-0 F
UK-1, America-0

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