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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Josh and Jennifer in an Interview:
"Did you picture yourself as Katniss?"
Jennifer: No
Josh: I did
Jennifer: You pictured me?
Josh: No I pictured me playing Katniss :)

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KristinaBrunicardi
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June 27, 2012 10:31pm UTC

Am I the Only One
who still calls the gears of a car the "PRINDLE"
all because of "The Suite Life Of Zack and Cody"
???

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calliecalliecalliefornia
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June 27, 2012 5:16pm UTC

What does a nosy pepper do?
»»» Gets jalepeno business!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 4:28pm UTC

i don't think i've ever eaten a fish.
ahh! I'm glad I got that off my chest ♥
- Dory of Finding Nemo
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMA

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enchant
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 5:06pm UTC

You can always tell she is really hurt
When she starts ignoring you.♥

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letshavesomefun
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Some people are like clouds,
When they disappear,
It's a brighter day.

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couldntfindagoodusername
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 6:57pm UTC

Annoying guy: blah blah blah
Me: shut up
Annoying guy: youre in a bad mood cuz youre on your period
Me:
Him:
Me: You got 5 seconds to run boy.
True story.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 8:06pm UTC

I'm not trying to impress you or anything,
but I can make toast, without burning it.

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muffinsandwitty7557
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 4:16pm UTC

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world, ,,,,,,
and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable.
e.smh.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 9:26pm UTC

person: you're blocking the view.
me: i am the view.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 4:55pm UTC

ooh, sorry karmas a b*tch. lol:)
when did you change your name to karma? lol:)

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jimmy365
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June 27, 2012 5:14pm UTC

normal flirting: hey you're pretty cute and funny and nice how bout we hang out ;)
me flirting: i love you like a pig loves not being bacon ;)

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 4:33pm UTC

Below is a list of all those who have a crush on me:
format by jimmy365

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cheetah678
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 11:20am UTC

:On the Ellen Degeneris show:
Edward: Are you on team Edward or team Jacob?
Ellen: Im on neither team Edward or team Jacob
Edward: ......
Ellen: Im on a totally different team
lmao do you get it?

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foreverandalways41400
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 10:13am UTC

july 5th every wittian put a 'W' on ur hand see how
many wittians r out there spread the word

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 2:13pm UTC

Feeling beast when you sing
a fast verse from a song successfully.

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JustThatAwkwardTeenager
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 4:22pm UTC

My hair tie wont go around my hair 3 times
but it's too loose when it's only wrapped twice

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tarahtnt
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 5:04pm UTC

Niall Horan? How do I even begin to explain Niall Horan?
Liam: : When he met Justin Bieber, I had to escort him out so he could scream.
Harry: He started crying when he saw the fake picture of him smoking
Louis: He sat on the floor for hours trying to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Girls of the world: He's the most beautiful person I've ever seen
Zayn: One time I ate the last chip so he tried eating my hand...
Zayn:
Zayn:
Zayn:
Zayn: It was awesome

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