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1. yourcool
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 5:53pm UTC
   saying "do i smell popcorn" right after
   you fart, so everybody takes a deep breath.
   
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2. MissAnna
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 8:36pm UTC
   GUESS WHAT?
   i'm finally
   erasing you. &
   i'm happy.
   
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3. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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4. Destiny*
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 8:20pm UTC
   Hot Girl: I'm wearing sweatpants today. I totally look like a granny today.
   Everyone: OMG, you look stunning. Stop being so hot.
   Me: I wear sweatpants everyday. I look like a granny everyday.
   Everyone: Poke it with a stick.
   
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5. kara008
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 1:26pm UTC
   I am constantly embarrassed
   BY MY OWN PERSONALITY.
   
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6. J3S5E
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 5:20pm UTC
   God made Coke.
   God make Pepsi.
   God made me,
   oh so sexy.
   God made rivers.
   God made lakes.
   God made you,
   well... we all make mistakes.
   
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7. blacklisted
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 3:57pm UTC
   Your smile is no longer magical, and you- I can now live without.
   
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8. 
   posted a quote
   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
   This quote does not exist.
   
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9. Forever_Alone602
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 4:12pm UTC
   Birthdays are good for your health
   Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer.
   nmf
   
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10. of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    guys im freaking out
    i cut myself and like it hasnt stopped bleeding for
    ten minutes
    like this has never happened to me
    what do i do
    like
    im really scared
    im putting pressure on it and stuff
    dont give me the please stop cutting crap i just need help please :(
    
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11. dinosaur_rawr
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Hey guys,
    So Im getting bored of listening to the same songs over and over again
    any recomendations?
    
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12. yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    rock, paper, take off all your clothes.
    
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13. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    There are some things you need to
    hear in order to feel better about a situation.
    Like, "I'm sorry." and "I miss you."
    
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14. Cammie
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    Just because her wrists are clean, doesn't mean her heart isn't scarred.
    
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15. nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    how to self harm:
    1.Get the item youre going to use.
    2.put it down because you are so much better then this.
    
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16. Feuerchen
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Burning your thighs with your hot laptop battery.
    A wittian's sunburn.
    
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17. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    8:14 PM
    A woman reported she thought she
    saw smoke in the sky. Police responded
    and reported it was clouds.
    
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18. AquaBubblezz
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    I do 5 sit-ups every morning.
    May not sound like much, but
    there's only so many times
    you can hit the snooze button.
    
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19. yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 6:01pm UTC
    if your future self hasn't came back
    in time to tell you not to do it, then it's not a bad decision.
    
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20. sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Witty, I have a confession:
    I am a human.
    
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