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sagr11
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July 5, 2012 3:08pm UTC

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Kelsey*
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July 4, 2012 10:40pm UTC

Fav If You Think
Niall & Louis should get more solo parts in there songs♥

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OneDirectionQuotes
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July 5, 2012 11:32am UTC

"People think Niall & I flirt while talking on skype,
But in reality all he does is
Eat in front of the camera."
-Demi Lovato

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LaureeeenN
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July 3, 2012 11:07pm UTC

One Direction: We are not gay
Human Population: Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you ...
*meant to be funny, no hate. I like one direction

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BravoSierra
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July 2, 2012 11:50am UTC

SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVERComputer: Unable to connect to the internet at this time.

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rachelinaballerina98
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August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC

Today;
(please read, long but worth reading)
Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

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BlackButterflies
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July 1, 2012 10:36pm UTC

imagine if we're all still on witty in 70 years...
"just got another new cat..... YOLO."
"bought adele's new album, 91 today..."
"can i please have 84 faves for my 84th birthday? (:"
"ONE DIRECTION SIGNED MY WALKING STICK"

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CharlAldisx
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July 1, 2012 6:33pm UTC

Did You Know...
Adele, Leona Lewis, & Jessie J all went to the same High School in the exact same year.
@GoogleFacts

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swagginitup96
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July 1, 2012 3:41pm UTC

The world can't end in 2012!
I HAVE TO SEE THE NEW MONSTERS INC. MOVIE THAT COMES OUT IN 2013!!!

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laurenps
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July 1, 2012 1:04pm UTC

*First time hearing a song*Me: I will never like this song.*Fifth time hearing a song*Me: I guess I kind of like this song.*A week later*Me: This is my jam!!*3 weeks later*Me: This song is so overplayed, I hate it now.*3 weeks later*Me: Oh my gosh!! I remember this song!

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The Day Dream Expert *
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July 1, 2012 9:32pm UTC

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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July 1, 2012 4:33pm UTC

I think that...
Voldemort's parents took the 'got your nose' game a little too seriously..

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