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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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September 11, 2013 9:22pm UTC

I have a question.. If someone poops
in their pants and they have
a th0ng on,
will it get cut in half like
a
subway sandwich?

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imperfect *
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September 10, 2013 2:32am UTC

Pretending to concentrate in class
so the teacher won't ask you a question.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ShittingLoudlyInABox
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September 9, 2013 1:09am UTC

No one cries because
they want to.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 7:01pm UTC

I will forever ship myself with band members.
And once I'm married, I will replace all my family pictures with photos of my favorite band members photoshopped next to me. Then when people come over they'll be like "What the Hell is this?" And I'll just say, "My true husbands." Then leave.

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RVM
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September 9, 2013 3:07am UTC

Celebrate Life. Unless you celebrate each day of Life, you are not truly Living. Let each day be a Festival of Joy. - RVM.

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YourWorthIt
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September 9, 2013 5:59pm UTC

When he hugs you....

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AngelwithaSecret*
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 1:18pm UTC

*with Mom*
Me: Mom, what made you go after dad?
Mom: Well, I guess of how he struck me when he first met. I was 15 when I first saw him at a social gathering. I didn't know him, but my family knew his family well. He wasn't the cutest guy around, but he was cute enough. We made eye contact for only a minute, but I was sure that there was a connection. Oh, he was so charming!
*with Dad*
Me: Dad, what made you go after mom?
Dad: Well, when I first saw her I was like "What a nice piece of a**" and when we made eye contact I was like "yeah I'll tap that" so I turned my charm on and got that piece of a** and gave her a ring to prove it.
NO DAD JUST NO
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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 2:27pm UTC

*Basically me at school all day*
Me: I hate you all
Me: Stop screaming, you saw your friend yesterday
Me: Holy fck walk faster.
Me: Get smarter, idiot.
Me: Maybe if I hit my head on my desk enough times, I'll die.
Me: I'm so hungry.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 8:31pm UTC

I don't know how some girls in my school dress so provocatively.
Like sweetie, I wouldn't even let my Stardoll character wear that.

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carson5482
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September 8, 2013 8:33pm UTC

You call it demonic because you hear the screaming.
I call it life saving because I hear the meaning.

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CookieMonster09*
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September 8, 2013 4:12pm UTC

homophobia is stupid. i mean, who the hèll is afraid of homes

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Miley Cyrus: We can't stop
Me: That is probably unhealthy

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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WhatTheHaii
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September 9, 2013 3:22pm UTC

Dont you love it when, a song completely relates to your life. ♥

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josie*
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 3:29pm UTC

Twerk all you want Miley ,
nobody is going to forget Hannah.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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KissMyAxe
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 3:35pm UTC

♡ why can't someone look at
me the way i look at pizza ♡

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Katrhina
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August 16, 2013 10:44pm UTC

she loved him. and he broke her
heart.
and the moment she got over him...
he fell in love with her again

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Katrhina
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 8:53pm UTC

Wife: Had your lunch?
Husband: Had your lunch?
Wife: I´m asking you
Husband: I´m asking you
Wife: copying me?
Husband: copying me?
Wife: Let´s go shopping!
Husband: I had mi lunch

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