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Vinita*
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September 15, 2013 7:18pm UTC

So today my crush was like,"I like your pants." and on the inside I was like,"I bet you'll like my underwear even more."

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Vinita*
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September 15, 2013 7:06pm UTC

In 20 years from now I will either be married to a millionaire male model with abs, or I'm going to be a lonely lady with 40 turtles.

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Katrhina
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September 15, 2013 5:00pm UTC

Reason why I haven’t write a quote yet:
100%: Nobody has post a new joke in tumblr.

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BlackRoses *
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 4:41pm UTC

Before ask the others
about what they think
about you. Ask
yourself... Why do
you even care?

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BlackRoses *
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September 15, 2013 4:46pm UTC

I wonder if…
The clouds look down and say things like: “Oh look! That one looks like an a$$hole”

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Repair Boy 🔥*
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September 14, 2013 12:49pm UTC

Me?
A nerd?
Haha no.
I'm just making sure I don't end up working at Mcdonalds with you in the future.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Katrhina
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 10:43pm UTC

What's better for you
Look for the light in the darkness or look for the darkness in the light?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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TimmyToTheTurner
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September 13, 2013 12:07pm UTC

IF YOU F/UCKING THINK I CANT HANDLE 6 CLASSES, EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES, A SOCIAL LIFE, AND A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP YOU ARE absolutely right bc i have a mental breakdown literally every night

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 8:01pm UTC

I heard a dog bark today so I barked back
and it barked the exact same way and we went
back and forth until my friend told me that it was
just my voice echoing and I had been barking to
myself for 5 minutes straight

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happiest*
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September 13, 2013 8:38am UTC

Friend : when is Niall's Birthday
Me : September 13, 1993 at 8:04 am
Friend : What time were you born?
Me : I don't know, ask Jesus

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happiest*
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September 13, 2013 8:41am UTC

Normal people: oh happy birthday niall!! Hope you had an amazing one, cant believe you're already 20!!
Me: EXCUSE ME NIALL BUT WHO THE FCK GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO GROW UP?!?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR 16 YEAR OLD IRISH CUTIE WHO JUST HAD A DREAM AND LOVED SINGING

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NezhoniiLovesTheFay
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September 12, 2013 7:39pm UTC

me: *gets on YouTube*
me: oh noooo no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
me: crap the band i like is getting popular
me: *cries*

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capsized*
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September 11, 2013 1:41pm UTC

laughs for 10 minutes
stops
catches breath
thinks about what made me laugh
laughs for 10 more minutes
repeats process

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soccertrack
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August 4, 2013 8:45pm UTC

Bucket List #63
Go up to your alarm clock when it's sleeping and yell "How does it feel?!"

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soccertrack
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August 4, 2013 9:14pm UTC

Bucket List #64
Create a 'Where's Waldo' book. Don't put Waldo in it.

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happiest*
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September 12, 2013 3:28pm UTC

my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 3:26pm UTC

do cats worry about ending up living alone with socially awkward teenagers

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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