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  1. Amberlynn13 Amberlynn13
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:06am UTC
    Format by the_Anonym0usXD (don't remove the effing credit or i'll scratch your face with my sexy claws.
    Soft kitty,warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr.
    format by the_An0nym0usXD

  2. She She
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 5:36am UTC
    Child Predator: I have candy, come in my van.
    Me: No thanks.
    Child Predator: I have One Direction, come in my van.
    Me: Okay.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    i swear.
    if Kidz Bop does What Makes You Beautiful
    i will hurt them ♥

  5. xolive_laugh_loveox xolive_laugh_loveox
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Girls at my schoolGirl: "I love on direction"Me: "Me too! Who's your favorite?"Girl: "Liam, I love his long hair"Me: "He got his hair cut like seven months ago :/"Girl: "Whatever, I like louis" *pronounces it lewis* "too!"Me: "Its pronounced Lew·i!"Girl: "Who cares? I'm a one direction fan forever!!"Me: "They're called directioners!"Girl: "Whatever!"Me: "Just go away and never talk to me again!!!"

  6. taylornicole22 taylornicole22
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    dear camera wh0res,
    this is facebook. not an online application for a job as a prostitute.
    sincerely, the world.

  7. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Who remembers Kidz Bop,
    and how badly they ruined every song ?

  8. 14359XD 14359XD
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you and your crush say the exact same thing at the exact same time.

  9. WhyCantYouBeMine WhyCantYouBeMine
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:47pm UTC

    Credit: FaveFormats
    Dear Summer,
    Hurry up!
    Love,
    a Simple Teen(:

  10. NotPicturePerfect NotPicturePerfect
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Fave this if you were
    Born on your birthday :)
    nmf

  11. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Mom: what are you laughing at?
    Me: the internet
    Mom: can i see?
    Me: no

  12. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Normal girls at my school: OMG I can't choose between two guys!
    Me: OMG I can't choose between two ice cream flavors!
    1111

  13. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAD,
    but as always that just wasn't enough.

  14. jordankimberly21 jordankimberly21
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    When life sucks:
    me: well, it could be worse.
    me: i could be ugly
    me: oh wait...

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    Fans
    aren't just fans
    they're family
    - Harry Styles
    (OneDirection)

  16. ClassyGirl ClassyGirl
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    I just can't
    understand
    how you can
    get any girl
    you want
    but you're
    willing to
    settle for just me?
    why....

  17. kr24soccer kr24soccer
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Teacher: Don't pack up yet, we still have a few minutes left!
    Students: *start packing up slowly and quietlly*
    nmq

  18. MechanicalBride * MechanicalBride *
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    Once a girl we met told us that she was the biggest Directioner and told me that she was my biggest fan and gave me a rose,and told the same to Liam, Louis and Harry but not Niall. She told Niall she liked everyone else but him, i threw the rose and said,
    '' If you were a true Directioner you would do anything to bring another flower.''
    -Zayn Malik

  19. ricecrispy2128 ricecrispy2128
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Smile.
    It looks good on you.
    ✉ 50 comments
    ❤ 197 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by ricecrispy2128 to love on 21 May 2012 at 8:29pm
    share: facebook / stumbleupon / tumblr
    get code
    report
    Listen to the quote above me. It's always right♥
    double quote format by Breeze

  20. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Warning
    You are about to view a picture of 5 homesexuals that can cause fainting, staring, and drooling. Are you sure you want to continue?
    Yes.
    No.

:)

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