Witty Profiles

14359XD

1. 14359XD
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 8:07pm UTC
   He's the one and only person I can truly act like myself aroundand will admire it a lot.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
2. 14359XD
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 7:43pm UTC
   Question: Is it good if a vacuum cleaner really sucks?.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
3. 14359XD
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 7:41pm UTC
   The Energizer Bunny got arrested; charged with battery.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
4. 14359XD
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 1:11pm UTC
   I'm not sure if you noticed, but 'Dammit' isn't God's last name.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
5. 14359XD
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 10:31am UTC
   Me: Hey Devin, I'll give you $10 if you guess the number I'm thinking of between 1 and 10.
   Devin: Really? Okay. Show me the money.
   Me: *holds out ten dollars* I'm not joking.
   Devin: 1? 2? 3? 4? 5? 6? 7? 8? 9? 10?!
   Me: Nope.
   Devin: Then, what was it?!
   Me: Two and a half. *Laughs and puts money in pocket. Walks away.*
   Devin: *mouth wide open in shock*
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
6. 14359XD
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 10:01am UTC
   Hey Apple! :)
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
7. 14359XD
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 9:38am UTC
   That awkward moment when your Science teacher says something and you say out loud (louder than you thought), "That's what she said".
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
8. 14359XD
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 10:09pm UTC
   That AWFUL moment when your friend deletes all of her comments between you and her on a post and makes it seem like you're talking to yourself.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
9. 14359XD
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2012 9:48pm UTC
   Be like Spongebob. "I'm ready!". Be ready for all of the challenges life gives you.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
10. 14359XD
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you write a quote on Witty and have no clue on what category to put it in.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
11. 14359XD
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you catch yourself daydreaming about your crush in Math class.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
12. 14359XD
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    "Hate" is a very strong word. I would much rather prefer "STRONGLY DISLIKE WITH A PASSION". ;)
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 3 points
13. 14359XD
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    If you die in an elevator... make sure you press the "Up" button.
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 100 points
14. 14359XD
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    It's official. There is chat on Witty. Thank you, Steve.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
15. 14359XD
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    Dear One Direction Fans,
    You are all...
    Amazayn Brilliam Fabulouis
    Phenominiall Extraordinharry
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
16. 14359XD
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 11:22am UTC
    Dear Red Sox,Whatcha got against PURPLE?Sincerely,An Unhappy Fan
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
17. 14359XD
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 12:34pm UTC
    Name the awesomest band ever.One Directi_nHint: "O" Answers on page 143 <3
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
18. 14359XD
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you and your crush say the exact same thing at the exact same time.
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 318 points
19. 14359XD
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    You can't spell awesome without me. You could, but it would be AWESO. That doesn't make sense. XD
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
20. 14359XD
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    Witty...The only place where following isn't scary.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles