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beliebinchances
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September 24, 2010 2:17pm UTC

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.
Karma's a b*tch
♥theTitanic.
Format credit to: sillyslinky

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xomiissyyxo
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 7:07pm UTC

my teacher pointed at me with his ruler & said
" at the end of this ruler is an idiot!"
i got detention after i asked him which end he was referring too
notmine

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briiitttttttany
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July 20, 2011 7:06pm UTC

Nice tan,
What's your race? Carrot?

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hiddenshadows
posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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becca95lx4
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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fuckyeahquotes
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July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC

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AlexisCoral
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 12:17am UTC

That Annoying moment when,
People hashtag on facbook or Witty.
#ThisIsntTwitter

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hell0
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 12:30am UTC

There was an error adding your comment. Slow down my friend.
There was an error adding your comment. Slow down my friend.
There was an error adding your comment. Slow down my friend.
no.

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randi*
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 11:37pm UTC

I have decided,
that from now on I'm going to be responding to every question like a presidential candidate.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"That's a great question - and an important one. And I WILL do something this weekend. But let me take a step back, and answer a broader question. What are we ALL doing this weekend? As a nation? As a world? This weekend, I will do something comprehensive and robust, yet fun. We all should."
"But what are you doing?"
"What I'm gonna do invlolves 3 things. First, I'm going to relax; second, it's gonna be enjoyable; lastly, I'm going to make sure it's cost-effective, and I don't get into a deficit. Four weeks ago, I said I'd do something - and I did.
THIS WEEKEND WILL BE NO DIFFERENT."

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LalaloopsyInYourPants
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 1:42pm UTC

me: mom can you come down here, i can't find the remote.
*mom comes down stairs*
mom: Huh, i wonder where it is-
*she sees that i taped the remote to the window outside*
me: APRIL FOOLS!
mom:
me:
mom:
me:
mom: ......

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Daaaylight
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 1:42pm UTC

My Best Friend just knocked herself unconscious because she realized One Direction was breathing at the same time as her.
I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard in my life.
Best.Day.Ever.

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pigglywiggly
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April 1, 2012 1:50pm UTC

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bgsoccer93
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April 1, 2012 1:58pm UTC

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imayellowkangaroo
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 1:59pm UTC

This morning at around 6.
Mom: WAKEE UPP!!!! You have school!!!
Me: Ughh..
*Takes shower, does hair, gets dressed*
Me: Ok, Im ready..Lets go.
Mom: APRIL FOOLSS!!!
Me: ...
Me: I hate you.
*Goes back to bed*
True Story

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LiveItRightLiveItUp
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April 1, 2012 2:01pm UTC

Dont you find it funny how
after Monday & Tuesday the rest of the week says "WTF"? ;)
mq/nmf

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luv2dancemdl
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 12:41pm UTC

Pirates of the Caribbean Quote #8
You know you cant read. -Pintel
It's the bible, you get credit for tryin'! -Rageti

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luv2dancemdl
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 12:45pm UTC

Pirates of the Caribbean Quote #9
You're supposed to be dead! -Barbossa
Am I not? -Jack Sparrow

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luv2dancemdl
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 12:49pm UTC

Pirates of the Caribbean Quote #10
We must fight...to run away! -Jack Sparrow

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OneDiectionInfection
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March 12, 2012 5:23pm UTC

"awhh. you have grown so much! i remember when you were just a little babyy!"
"who are you!?"

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alicebieberx3
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 5:39pm UTC

am i the only 14 year old who has never had a boyfriend or ever had her first kiss?.............. i just wonder if im the only one sometimes :/

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