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OneDiectionInfection

1. OneDiectionInfection
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2012 6:33pm UTC
   I used to like you alot.
   Used to? What changed?
   You did .
   
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2. OneDiectionInfection
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2012 6:15pm UTC
   When you listen to yourself
   on a voice recording, you ask yourself,
   »"Do i really sound like that?"«
   ♥
   
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3. OneDiectionInfection
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2012 6:10pm UTC
   LOL
   has gone from meaning
   " laugh out loud "
   to that you simply have
   nothing else to say
   
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4. OneDiectionInfection
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2012 3:53pm UTC
   Psh & you guys laughed at me when I said
   Shark-boy was hot…♥
   
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5. OneDiectionInfection
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2012 3:46pm UTC
   TAKE OUT THE PICTURE. BLOW OFF THE DUST.
   take out the frame, it's starting to rust.
   think o f the memories we had together
   w h a t t h e h e l l h a p p e n e d t o b e s tf r i e n d s f o r e v e r ?
   
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6. OneDiectionInfection
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 7:14pm UTC
   I love my ringtone. . .
   But when it rings in public, I'm embarrassed
   ♥
   
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7. OneDiectionInfection
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 7:10pm UTC
   Dear male teachers,
   Yes, I really do need to take my bag with me to the bathroom.
   Sincerely, are you really that dumb?
   
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8. OneDiectionInfection
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 7:00pm UTC
   I act completely normal ,
   around my parents, but as soon as I'm with my friends I'm like the energizer bunny on crack.
   
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9. OneDiectionInfection
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 6:57pm UTC
   ♥ We all look so attractive
   in the chair at the dentist
   With.that.water.and.sucker.thing.hanging.out.
   
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10. OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    The worst thing you
    can do to a girl is make
    her think she has a
    chance when she doesn't.
    
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11. OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 6:14pm UTC
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12. OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    Me: Just ask!
    Friend: No. You ask!!!
    Me: No way!!
    Friend: Fine....excuse me, waitress? Could we get some crayons....?
    nmf
    
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13. OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    We live in a world where
    losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
    
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14. OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    That awk ward
    moment when you r eal i ze you r c he wi ng a b o r r owe d
    p e n
    
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15. OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    i dont
    --> know what to talk about...
    |~ but i want to talk to you ~|
    ♥
    
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16. OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    He's the boy I wanna get stuck at the top of the Ferris wheel with..
    ♥
    
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17. OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    stopping mid-sentence
    because someone hot walked by♥
    
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18. OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    just because i don't start
    the conversation, doesn't mean i'm not dying to speak to you. ♥
    
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19. OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    n e v e r
    FORGET
    what someone says to you when they are
    ANGRY
    because that is when the truth comes out
    
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20. OneDiectionInfection
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:14pm UTC
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