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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    Peetafile (n.)
    one who is utterly in love with Peeta, or, one who is in Team Peeta.
    format by jimmy365

  2. rayraymb31 rayraymb31
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:05pm UTC
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  4. QuotesAreMyLife7 QuotesAreMyLife7
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Lately on Witty,
    You can say anything about The Hunger Games and you'll get a top quote...
    Here I go... *Cough**Cough* *Ahem*
    Peeta

  5. ilovetheboynextstatex98 ilovetheboynextstatex98
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    BEATLES(1978): " I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND."
    CHRIS BROWN (2012): " I JUST WANNA SEE YOU STRIP."
    YOU FAIL SOCIETY.

  6. totallynotacat* totallynotacat*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    *Mom hands me phone to answer*
    Me: Hello?
    Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
    Me: I have no mother.
    Her: Well can I speak to your father?
    Me: Yeah, which one?
    Her: Which one is home?
    Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
    Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
    Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
    Her: So who's Antonio?
    Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
    Her: So Carlos was cheating?
    Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
    Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
    Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
    Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
    Me: I never said that.
    Her: Yes, yes you did!
    Me: No I didn't.
    Her: Y-yes! You did!
    Me: Did what?
    Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
    My mom's reaction=priceless.

  7. taalkxgabbby taalkxgabbby
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    I'm like insanely bored.
    So, click the ♥ button & I'll
    - comment on your profile with a name that looks good with yours.
    - follow you.
    - truth is.
    - rate.
    I promise I'll do them all(:

  8. The_Drama_Girl The_Drama_Girl
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:39am UTC
    Mom & Dad WHEN I LIE TO YOU, IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. :)

  9. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:29am UTC
    Teacher i got a question
    *teacher walks away*
    REJECTED
    © format by: h0peful

  10. LookingThroughMyHazelEyes LookingThroughMyHazelEyes
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    OMEGLE
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: Sometimes I llike to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce, sit in it, and pretend i'm a meatball
    You: Oh nice..
    Stranger: Do you ever do that?
    You: No, but sometimes I like to fill my bathtub up with water, sit in it, and pretend i'm a human.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    normal people running track: heeeh huuh heeuh huuh haaaeeuh huuh...
    me running track: FORRR NARRRNIIAAAA!!

  12. idance idance
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    boy: you know what?
    girl: what?
    boy: next time i see you, don't wear that skirt again. it's too revaeling.
    girl: okay, whatever.
    boy: a dress that reaches to your ankles.. and wear long white gloves that reach to your elbows.
    girl: what?
    boy: trust me.
    girl: what are you trying to do? hide me from everyone?
    boy: do your hair up well real pretty.
    girl: are you listening to what i'm saying? you're so conservative, don't choke me like this.. are you kidding me?
    boy: i'm dead serious.
    girl: you know i don't like guys who boss me around.
    boy: ...wear a veil.
    girl: ...what?
    boy: wear this ring too.
    girl: .....
    boy: marry me ♥

  13. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Fav if you like One Direction
    Comment your favorite:
    Harry
    Louis
    Liam
    Niall
    Zayn

  14. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 8:40am UTC
    TO THE WORLD
    YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER PERSON
    BUT TO ANOTHER PERSON
    YOU'RE THE WHOLE WORLD

  15. frawleyxoxo11 frawleyxoxo11
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:08am UTC
    Sometimes I Wish
    that when I get married, you come to my wedding; although we don't even talk now.
    I wish that you see me when I look my best, and the memories come flooding back to you.
    I wish you see me run into the arms
    of the man who loves me, and I hope you wish that I was running to you. I hope
    you feel everything I felt when we broke up.I hope you watch me walk down
    the aisle and see how happy I am. I hope you realize that I survived. I was okay, maybe even better off without you.
    I hope you see I'm still alive and that Im fine. But I hope you look back and say,
    "Damn I Screwed Up"

  16. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 8:53am UTC
    I WISH MY FRIENDS HOUSES AND MINE WERE CONNECTED VIA SECRET TUNNELS!!

  17. sydneyxrose sydneyxrose
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 8:07am UTC
    You know, I only hope good things for you. Because some really bad sh*t happens to people. And I hope to god that it never happens to you.
    -Keith

  18. SavannahSabotage SavannahSabotage
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 8:46am UTC
    \(^.^)/
    (/.\)
    where'd you go? o;
    \(^.^)/
    there's my babe!<3c;
    want.

  19. sama_sky sama_sky
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 8:19am UTC
    Broccoli - I look like a tree!
    Wanlnut - I look like a brain!
    Mushroom - I look like an umbrella!
    Banana - Can we please change the subject?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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