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  1. soccerxXxbabii soccerxXxbabii
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Every time I smile,
    i hope you're watching
    because I want you
    to fall for my smile
    like I fell for yours
    Format by Sandrasaurus




  2. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    I change the date on my homework
    to make it seem like I did it earlier

  3. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    sure,
    abercrombie
    may claim that they are shorts,
    but really,
    my underwear is longer...

  4. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    Stalking the hot new guy
    like nobody's business. ♥
    format by sandrasaurus

  5. Katherine * Katherine *
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    One minute of kissing
    burns 26 calories.
    No wonder those sl*ts are so damn skinny.
    ...

  6. Oheyiloveyoux13 Oheyiloveyoux13
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    ***new boyfriend**
    friends: awhh! your so cute together!
    my bestfriend: NAME YOUR BABY AFTER ME!

  7. codysimpsoncrs codysimpsoncrs
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Niall- "one day I want to have kids"
    Zayn-"Thats never going to happen, your never going to get pregnant"

  8. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    i wonder if he
    knows he's all i think
    about at night
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  9. Xoxoshannonxoxo Xoxoshannonxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Harry: Im sitting on the couch across from you, you look sexxy
    Louis: Your slowly seducing me with your curls
    Harry: I know, that was the plan

  10. c4ndy c4ndy
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    FOREVER IS A LONG TIME,
    BUT I WOULDN'T MIND
    SPENDING IT BY YOUR SIDE.

  11. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    We a l l d o i t . . .
    We all fall in love
    w i t h o u r
    best guy friend
    nmf

  12. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 4:27pm UTC

    This music, saved my life

  13. secretvent23 secretvent23
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Society
    Crushing teenage girls and boys since the beginning of time

  14. maxxvolume13 maxxvolume13
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    We live in a world
    Where a girl who threw flour at Kim Kardashian was arrested on the spot...
    But the man who killed Trayvon Martin is still free.
    nmq

  15. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    When you're walking with your bro and..
    Someone yells out
    "YOU TOO SHOULD GO OUT"
    And you throw up in your mouth a little.

  16. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Periods
    God's way of punishing girls for.. wait.. what did we do again? Guys are the bastards who deserve it..

  17. savannah6ty savannah6ty
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:25pm UTC
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  18. Iheartwitty Iheartwitty
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    We’re all screwed,
    If anyone in our school...
    Finds our Witty Profiles

  19. LacieLovesYou LacieLovesYou
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    When you drop your phone/laptop
    a nd your like "OMG BABY IM SOO SORRY! ARE YOU OKAY?"
    only me?

  20. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Mom: Eat your vegetables!
    Kid: I HATE vegetables!
    Mom: But they like you!
    Kid: THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T EAT THEM!
    LOL

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