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  1. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    witty isn't as fun as it used to be.
    there's just so much hate now.

  2. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    asking your parents AFTER you made the plans

  3. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    iCarly
    Spencer: Hey guess what just happened!
    Sam: Your bellybutton started talking to you?!
    Spencer: No... but that would be so cool...

  4. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    iCarly
    Spencer: do girls have bladders?
    Carly: no we store pee in our feet.

  5. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    When people go underwater in movies,
    I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation.
    - i died during finding nemo

  6. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    In bed, it's 6AM:
    close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45
    At school, it's 1:30
    close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31

  7. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    One Direction in the jungle
    Niall: Look everybody, there's some berries
    Paul: Niall, those might be dangero-
    Niall: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
    Liam: Oh no what's going to happen to him Paul did you bring the first aid kit omg Niall is swelling up his head is bigger than Louis' butt let me twitcam and see what people think I should do
    Zayn: Relax, boys. This is just a sign that we are heading in the right direction in our crazy jungle of life xx
    Paul: Zayn, now is not the time for unnecessary inspirational quotes
    Harry: Let's see, let me take my clothes off and-
    Louis: His head is NOT bigger than my bum Liam. Mine's got more sass
    Paul: Don't take your clothes off Harry, we are in a crisis
    Niall: SWELLING UP HERE
    Louis: Why is there an oompa loompa in the jungle OH NEVERMIND
    Caroline Flack: HEY GUYS
    Paul, Liam, Niall, Harry, Zayn and Louis: RUN BOYS RUN
    Harry: NIALL CAN'T RUN HIS HEADS TOO BIG
    Liam: BOUNCE HIM ACROSS THE JUNGLE THEN
    Niall: ...are you guys idiots
    not mine, i just thought it was hilarious XD

  8. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Before you tell me that you hate One Direction;
    Listen to all of their songs. (Not just WMYB)
    Watch their auditions and X Factor performances.
    Watch the video diaries.
    Watch QuickFire, MegaMind, and Spin the Harry.
    Watch a few interviews and twitcams.
    After doing so, you may go on about how horrible and untalented they are.

  9. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    I've waited a hundred years, but I'd wait a million more for you♥

  10. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 10:55pm UTC
    and you never would have thought
    that the girl with the smile
    cries herself to sleep
    RomanceOnARocketshipp's format

  11. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    me: why can't i be pretty like her
    me: why can't i have perfect hair like her
    me: why can't i have perfect skin like her
    me: why can't i be skinny like her
    me: why can't i have a boyfriend like her
    me: why can't i be popular like her
    me: why can't i be athletic like her
    me: why can't i be smart like her
    me: why can't i be rich like her
    me: why can't i have nice clothes like her
    me: why can't i be perfect like her
    me: why can't i be her

  12. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    when you realize how crappy your life really is
    and just burst into tears

  13. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    randomly tapping around on your phone
    to make it look like you're texting...

  14. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    I dont want to be afraid
    I want to wake up feeling
    beautiful

  15. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    and the story of us
    looks a lot like a tragedy now...
    nmf

  16. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    if happily ever after did exist
    i would still be holding you like this
    nmf

  17. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    The best feeling in the world
    is knowing that you actually mean something to someone

  18. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    I change the date on my homework
    to make it seem like I did it earlier

  19. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    sure,
    abercrombie
    may claim that they are shorts,
    but really,
    my underwear is longer...

  20. volleyballgirlxxx volleyballgirlxxx
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    I've never had the words to say,
    but now I'm asking you to stay
    for a little while inside my arms
    and as you close your eyes tonight,
    I pray that you will see the light
    that's shining from the stars above ♥

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