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emma21
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 8:29pm UTC

I 'm an endangered species. it's called
teenage virgin

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Britaneym8
posted a quote
January 3, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Fave this if you're
against bullying
I bet half of you will keep scrolling.

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thelongestusernameonwittyprofilespossiblyunlesssomeonesislongerisanyoneslongeridontthinksohahathatwouldbeprettyhardbecausethisoneisprettydarnlong
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Thoughts while scrolling
down facebook newsfeed...
I've seen this quote 2953025 times. Why does it have 50 likes?
Why do you think you're so cool?
No one cares that you're drunk.
You're such a hypocrite.
Since when do they know each other?
*YOU'RE
I wish I could get 100 likes on a picture.
You're ridiculously cliquey.
Wow way to pick a fight out of nothing.
Haha who cares?
Wow you really like cats don't you.
Wow you really like horses don't you.
Oh so this is why we couldn't hang out today.
Okay no need for new statuses every 2 minutes.
That's nothing like what you look like in real life.
Lern to spel pleese.
Thanks for lying to me about your plans.'
*YOU'RE
I don't need to see your Harry Potter group comments every day.
Typiiing liiike thiiis doesn''t makke youu coool , kaay ?! <3
Ugh you are SO annoying.
Dying, Why do you have to be so attractive?
Awwww give me your relationship please & thank you.
This isn't #twitter.
I KNOW WHO THIS IS ABOUT
Why is everyone obsessed with you? I don't get it.
*YOU'RE
HEY this is from witty. (:
Why is she so pretty?
Put some clothes on.
HAHAHAHAHA i love that.
Why do you look good in every. single. picture.
Chill with the LMS already.
I don't really know you but I love this so I don't know whether to "like" this or not.
You're so naturally pretty, I'm jealous.
I love you. Notice me. Please.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 6:59pm UTC

I drew all of my
dreams in pencil>>>>> But i have no
paint to color them in

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FramingMatthew
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC

This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
- FramingMatthew

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Kensie50
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 5:27pm UTC

Dad: Son, I want you to marry the girl I tell you to.
Son: NO!
Dad: She's Bill Gate's Daughter.
Son:..oh.. okay, then.
-DAD GOES TO BILL GATES-
Dad: Marry you daughter to my son!
Bill Gates: Hell no!
Dad: He's the CEO of World Bank.
Bill gates: ...oh, ok.
-DAD GOES TO WORLD BANK-
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO!
Employer: NO.
Dad: He's Bill Gate's Son-in-law.
Employer: Oh, okay!
THIS. IS. BUSINESS

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 5:18pm UTC

Please read.
One of my best friends is trying to commit suicide. She doesnt think anyone cares,but i do. and i know you girls care too. Shes saying NO one can convince her outta it, but WE can guys. Shes even writing a suicide note. This isnt even a lie. her witty is lindsey123. she even wrote about it,So please Favorite this,Show her WE care. Lindsey. i love you so much,id be no where without you girl please stay strong.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 4:22pm UTC

girls wouldn't have to wear 50543950349 pounds of makeup if boys weren't so god damn judgemental.
share
nmf

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PurpLeDinOsaurs
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 7:35pm UTC

i hate it when, i plan a conversation in my head,
but the other person doesn't follow the script.

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twopairsofshades
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 4:27pm UTC

leaning when the bowling ball
goes the wrong way.
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

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PinkBubble
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 7:34pm UTC

1+ 1= 3
If you dont use a condom.

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theunicorn
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 5:53pm UTC

Christmas #7:
Christmas is cancled
Apperently you told santa you were good this year...
he died laughing.....

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dominiqueeewale
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 6:34pm UTC

"I wasn't that drunk"
"Dude, you asked me for a ride home..when the party was at your house."

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 5:39pm UTC

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 4:06pm UTC

credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
I hate when people joke
about cutting, suicide, or
eating disorders.
The thing is, you have no idea
what people go through.
You can be standing
right next to someone
who is planning on
ending their own life,
and you may never know it.
Please stop.
It really, really hurts.

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