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Jahyvie
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August 26, 2012 1:05pm UTC

Roses are Johnny Depp
Violets are Johnny Depp
Depp
Johnny Depp.
Poem by: Tim Burton

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I_Dont_Know
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August 26, 2012 8:40pm UTC

It you're ever having a bad day, just remember that someone is going to have Snookie as a mom.
9gag

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shadysback
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August 11, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Ryan Lochte??
more like Ryan Loch me in a room and screw me

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 2:11pm UTC

I don't get how you can hate on Tom Daley.
Is he affecting your life majorly in any way by diving and showering in an attractive manner?
nmf.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 4:45pm UTC

JDSKFDJSFKDSJFSKFS
DSJFKDSFJDSKFJSDKF
DJSFKSFJ SDFKJSJFSKF
AH MACARENA

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xlonglivex
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August 2, 2012 10:16pm UTC

To the girls who take skinny as offensive..
Thousands of beautiful girls are dying to be called Skinny.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 12:41pm UTC

I hate it when people compare teenager's lives to the life of a kid in Africa.
Just because someone else has it worse, doesn't mean our problems don't matter.

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whenever_you_smile
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August 2, 2012 7:23pm UTC

*Me after I turn 18*
Parents: Do this.
Me: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.

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AustinH
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August 1, 2012 10:24pm UTC

"Be strong,"
I whispered to my wifi signal.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Some of you are actually pretty.What are you doing on the internet?

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smileetweetzz
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl:
Boy:
Girl:
Boy: Cause baby, your an ange-
Girl: No. I rose from hell.

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pleasespeaktomyface
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July 30, 2012 11:06am UTC

Asian Parents: You failed pregnancy test?
Asian Parents:
Asian Parents:
Asian Parents: I am conflicted.

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BravoSierra
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July 30, 2012 12:46pm UTC

Did you know?The acronymn "swag" originates in the 1960's when being gay was looked down upon as unlawful to even be together. The acronymn itself stands for "Secretly We Are Gay."

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lexiiiielovesyou
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 12:57pm UTC

Witty is kinda turning into a hate site.
Anyone agree?
nmf

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Smile_ItsNotOver
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 12:05pm UTC

Plot Twist: Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez real name is Fred.

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Jasminekaybutterfly
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 1:15am UTC

………………¸·*¨¯¨*·.
………………`·-·*…..).·*¨¯¨*·¸
…………………..¸,.·´……*·-·´
..·*¨¯¯¨*·¸…….*´¯) I'm so tired of having to pretend like I'm not falling apart.
(………..`·.,¸_¸,.· I wish I could just be happy.
.`·-·*
♥

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smile_iloveyou
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 11:59pm UTC

&& Who Else...
Counts how many hours of sleep they will get if they go to bed
"right now'?

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 2:28pm UTC

The only quotes I really see about Nutella and One Direction anymore are the ones telling us about how stupid we all are to fight over them... lol

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savannarosee
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:00am UTC

"This is getting really hot,"
I whisper as I take the overused laptop off of my lap.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 9:30pm UTC

girls: why are all boys so shallow
girls: ew that boy doesn’t even have a six pack lol

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