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  1. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    Girl: *Goes outside*
    Sun: She wants the D...
    Sun: VITAMIN D!

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    I am 99.9% sure that I'm a Disney princess.
    The 0.01% uncertainty is because birds don't talk to me.

  3. smileschangepeople smileschangepeople
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 9:16am UTC
    Justin Bieber got in trouble for a bar fight.
    He's not even old enough to drink why is he in a bar?

  4. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    the problem with blue eye shadow is that people wear it

  5. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Want to know why I'm single?
    You meet a guy, randomly start talking one day, he compliments you on everything he can: "you're gorgeous", "you're cute" etc.. he asks about your past relationships, you tell him you've been hurt before he says " I would never hurt you", you tell him some funny life stories, he tells you his. he starts flirting with you and you start to think he's a really nice guy, you then flirt back. He asks for your number, you give it to him straight away. Quickly; speaking to him becomes your daily routine, you count on him speaking to you, and whatever he does you smile instantly. He asks about your day and you speak all night. The night conversations are always the best. He always asks you if you're tired or you want to go to sleep but you say no and stay just to talk to him. You get butterflies every single time he speaks to you. You now tell your friends how much you like him. You're over the moon. You feel like the happiest girl in the world. but then one day, he randomly stops talking to you, stops putting the effort in and you have no idea why, you know something's changed but you're confused. He stops putting the effort in and you become all clingy and feel like a pest every time you pick up the strength to say "hi" to him, you come to a conclusion that its all your fault and he's mad at you for whatever you have done. He says "sorry, i've been busy" so, you let it go, but for days after maybe weeks and he's still busy constantly. every time you talk to her it becomes an argument, over the most stupidest of things.. you then stop putting the effort in thinking it works both ways, but it doesn't. You then stop speaking, weeks or months go by and you still haven't spoken. You notice that they call every other girl "perfect" and all the other things he called you. He's fine without you. He has already moved on and you're still mad and upset. You still hope that one day he will pop up and everything will go back to how it was, back to normal but you know that will never happen, you now compare every other guy to him. He forgot about you a long time ago, and you still don't want to believe you got played.
    And that my friends, is why I'm single.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    I want you
    I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up.
    I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed.
    I want to be the sheets your fingers crave at night;
    the blanket that wraps around you all night.
    I want to drink tea with you, share some records we find.
    I want to talk about everything in the world newspapers.
    I want to discuss with you, to be stubborn and quick-witted with you.
    I want to have differences between us.
    I want your flaws.
    All of them.
    I want go into the deepest corners of your mind
    and never get bored of you.
    I want to be surprised by the new all the time.
    I want to look at you like a movie, a living piece of art;
    always trying to chase what you crave …
    and capture you.

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    Me when I meet a new person: please don't say anything homophobic, transphobic, sexist, rac|st, misogynistic, s|ut-shamey or body-shamey I really want to like you

  8. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 3:16am UTC
    Cleaning my room:
    10% Cleaning
    30% Complaining
    60% Playing with the stuff I've found.

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    It's the way you look
    at me
    when I look at you.
    You give me those feelings that I can’t explain.
    It’s becoming known to me that
    my crush for you is growing into a liking for you.
    But of course, I’ll never show it.
    How can I?
    I see your perfection.
    I know there are others.
    What makes me different from them?
    I just hope one day I can tell you how I feel.
    Hopefully you’ll feel the same.
    But what if you don't?
    But what if you do?

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    is it weird
    how I try to think of you at night
    just to hope you pop up in my dreams?
    To be honest , its been working
    because I get beautiful dreams about you,
    but it sucks because we weren’t living it ..

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    Being lonely...
    Isn't it awful?
    Especially seeing all those cute relationship pictures
    everywhere you look!
    I’m sorry I sound desperate, but being LONELY is a awful feeling.
    When lights off, laying in bed, curl in ball,
    holding your pillow tight,
    imagining it was that “someone” you can’t have,
    and on top with all the thoughts
    that hits you too the deepest points you want to break down and cry.
    Yeah that kind of feeling is horrible ..

  13. Eli22b Eli22b happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    Something to know:
    If you insult me I'm either going to be really sarcastic or insult you a hundred times worse.

  14. tpelkey tpelkey
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 12:40pm UTC
    No calls? She understands
    No text? She understands
    But when you see her with someone else...Please understand.

  15. XTheBestDayX XTheBestDayX
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    ~~
    Sometimes,
    The day just
    ..
    Ends.
    ~~

  16. Getting_Better Getting_Better
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    Things have been picture perfect between us, so that's why I haven't written in awhile,
    I think that I'm not going to write anymore, because things are going to be good for a long time.
    You never know though.
    Anywhoooooo, I talked Trevor into getting a witty...
    Y'all should do me a really HUGE favor and follow him..
    His account name is;
    tpelkey
    Byyeee.(:

  17. tpelkey tpelkey
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    ~Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same.~

  18. tpelkey tpelkey
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    So I down my cup,
    & then I hit you up
    Sayin' stupid stuff.

  19. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 5:51pm UTC
    Do you ever start rubbing your eyes
    and then it feels really good and you can't stop so it's like eye masturbatÍon

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:20pm UTC
    People are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping
    because it features a topless man in compromising situations. /people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man. People are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.

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