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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    If mom can't find it
    no one can.
    jimmy365
    my format:)

  2. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    And who else remembers
    the show "full house"?

  3. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 11:49am UTC
    My best friend on Facebook:
    When I was younger and had to say the alphabet, I always said
    "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-ELEMENO-P"
    Like if you did that too. xD
    Me:
    Um.. I still do that.

  4. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items.
    - Orlando Bloom ♥

  5. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I 'm an endangered species. it's called
    teenage virgin

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
    Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote. (Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads: The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down.
    This scares me.
    We don't just make quotes on witty, we make friends.
    We give advice when there's no where else to go.
    We're someone a million miles away's shoulder to cry on.
    Witty has saved friendships.
    Witty has saved relationships.
    Witty has saved pride.
    Witty has saved lives.
    Witty is where you can go when you feel like everyone is against you to see that there are some beautiful, wonderful people in the world that care about you.
    We are a family.
    I would never sacrifice these things for
    a curse word.
    This is a petition.
    Fav here if you swear to avoid cursing in your quotes.
    Keep this in your favs for Witty.

  8. ThisOnesForYouu ThisOnesForYouu
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 1:56pm UTC
    who else isnt getting a
    new years eve kiss tonight?

  9. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Fave if you were
    Born in the 90s and DON'T have a baby.

  10. xxhixhaterxx xxhixhaterxx
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    I'm just curious...
    Fave if you play an instrument. Comment what. :)

  11. awsomeapple awsomeapple
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    I Just Read That
    4,153,237 people got married last year
    I don't want to cause any arguments but...
    shouldn't that be an even number?

  12. Savanah2010 Savanah2010
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Dear, Black Construction Paper
    Thanks for giving me a reason to exist
    Sincerely, White Crayon

  13. ugofirst22 ugofirst22
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    Who else wishes
    they had the janitor on Ned's
    Declassified?

  14. justanotherteen justanotherteen
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    I've always wanted to
    spin around in a chair & say
    "I've been expecting you..."

  15. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 12:24pm UTC
    i want the person I crush on now
    to be the same person
    holding hands with me
    in our armchairs, aged 90

  16. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 11:25pm UTC
    IF YOU LAUGH 24 HOURS STRAIGHT
    You get a six pack.
    -I have a new life goal.

  17. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 2:05am UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    you don't get another chance
    life is no nintendo game
    -EMINEM♥

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 2:53am UTC
    PRETENDING TO"NEVER GET THE TEXT"
    FROM SOMEONE WHO ANNOYS YOU.

  20. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    I want to be the girl
    your ex will hate,
    your mom will love
    and the one you're
    never going to forget...

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