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  1. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2014 4:56pm UTC
    1.
    I need to stop letting myself care about people that always inevitably reveal themselves to be shallow, fickle and cruel.

  2. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 10:21pm UTC
    *****
    I hate how I remember insults much longer than compliments.
    *****
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 1:28am UTC
    It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t f***ing brown.
    They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.
    You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.

  4. lonewolf98 lonewolf98
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2014 2:12pm UTC
    everyone is equal

  5. Zorox Zorox
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2014 3:37pm UTC
    Why are you searching
    As if I'm not enough

  6. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2014 8:28pm UTC
    “what are you twelve”
    yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

  7. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2014 6:54pm UTC
    If love is a labor, I'll slave till the end

  8. Zorox Zorox
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2014 1:56pm UTC
    Feeling my way through the darkness

  9. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 8:36am UTC
    I dont mind that one of my friends named one of the hermit crabs "Kermit the frog" but I'm scared as helll that she named her cat 'Fried Chicken'

  10. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2014 8:39am UTC
    That terrible moment when you can relate to Gollem because your ring falls down the drain. MY PRECIOUSSSSSS!

  11. Harley Clown* Harley Clown*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2014 12:50pm UTC
    You make one mistake and they never let you forget

  12. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 4:04am UTC
    Don't you just get so tired
    of them telling you that you're too young to be depressed?
    (format by
    Cosima2)

  13. LestWeBeForgotten LestWeBeForgotten
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2014 8:07pm UTC
    maybe
    if no one tells her
    she won't realize that she's too good for me

  14. Zorox Zorox
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2014 1:01pm UTC
    One of these days the sky's gonna break.

  15. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2014 10:23am UTC
    My obsession for Harry Potter is getting Riddikulus

  16. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2014 11:18am UTC
    i keep telling myself
    NEVER AGAIN but i still find myself in the s a m e
    situations feeling even worse than i did
    { x } { x } { x } THE TIME BEFORE.

  17. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2014 12:23pm UTC
    Letting go of someone you love is like letting go of a balloon. You know there are millions of other balloons... but yours is gone. And you might see it again some day, miles and miles from where you set it free, but it's never the same.
    Gif taken by
    Zorox

  18. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 4:10am UTC
    Ladies and Gentlemen
    The best escape plan I've ever seen

  19. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 1:27pm UTC
    Be real with me or go be
    fake with someone else.

  20. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2014 5:50pm UTC
    my health teacher:
    him: you could write 'I hate your Mr. L, go play in traffic"
    and I won't care. though, why write that when you could
    write "Mr. L is the most amazing teacher. ever."?
    him: my teacher at Penn State used to go around and
    ask students questions, just to reply with a sarcastic
    comment. they won't let me do that here, I'm supposed
    to point out something positive in every one of you every
    day... *sighs and walks away.*
    him: I'm not going to deduct participation points if you
    don't participate. I don't feel like you should be punished
    for being shy. you're forced to come in here everyday
    to learn, if you happen to learn by wrapping yourself
    in a coocoon, so be it.
    (HELL YES.)
    him: the only thing they told me to do was make some
    rules. *points* so, I made some rules. I got paid to hang
    some paper.
    (rule #1 is "do not annoy me.")
    him: 'will this teacher treat me fairly' ... probably not.
    I have had him before, but I always skipped his class.
    it's a shame if he was always that funny.

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