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EnchantedToBeFearless

1. GlowingStars
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 10:58pm UTC
   Guy I like/Bestfriend: *sits next to me on the bus*
   Me: Hi :)
   Guy: Hey, just wanted to tell you...
   My mind: *Is he gonna ask me out.. :D ♥♥♥"
   Guy: I just met the girl of my dreams and I just asked her out, she said yes. I am the happiest guy in the world . She's pretty, nice and has a great personality!!!
   Me: *fakes a smile* Oh really!! That's great!! I hope you guys will be together for a very long time!
   ♥ = broken
   
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2. sillyspiders29
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 9:08pm UTC
   "Remember, we're madly in love
   So it's alright to kiss me when ever you feel like it,"
   -Peeta Mellark♥ ♥♥ ♥
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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3. sophsunflower12
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   July 9, 2012 8:18pm UTC
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4. 伤*
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   July 10, 2012 12:53pm UTC
   "For me, technology is not going
   to impress me until you can
   download online food."
   - Niall Horan♥
   format credit to OneDirection
   
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5. thumper101
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 11:46am UTC
   I watch CSI , NCIS , Law & Order & Criminal minds , i can kill you 50 ways and still make it look like an accident .
   
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6. TheGirlWhoLived
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   July 9, 2012 4:08pm UTC
   Raise your hand if have
   ever felt personally
   victimized by Regina
   George.
   
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7. BravoSierra
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 10:54am UTC
   Friend: Flawless skin, beautiful hair, skinny, perfect nose
   Me: Deformed fish
   
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8. RunawayRachel
   posted a quote
   July 9, 2012 7:27am UTC
   You know you're unfit, when the last gym you visited had Pokemon in it. •°•¤*°•*•°¤*°•°¤*°•*•°¤*°•°¤*°•*•°¤*°•°¤*°•*•°¤*°¤•°•¤*°•*•°¤*°•°¤*°•*•°¤*°•°¤*°•*•°¤*°•°*
   
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9. JustAnotherWittyGuy
   posted a quote
   July 8, 2012 4:38pm UTC
   You know your a 90's kid when...
   You remember when people asked you to spell "I CUP"
   nmf
   
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10. softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 9:06am UTC
    Most laughs that you hear on TV shows today,
    Were recorded in the 1950's.
    Which means, technically,
    You're hearing dead people laugh.
    
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11. harrystylesisfit
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    July 5, 2012 12:41pm UTC
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12. loveyou67000
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 10:12pm UTC
    That Horrible Girl Feeling
    When an awesomely cute bra isn't in your size
    Format:twilightgirl995
    
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13. randi*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 10:42am UTC
    When I was little
    I thought all movies were exactly 2 hours long & all songs were exactly 3 minutes long.
    
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14. Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    I must warn you.
    I'm a ninja
    Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013
    
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15. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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16. dreamxcatcher97
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    - s i n g l e.
    It is not a status. It is a word that describes
    [[ a person who is strong enough to enjoy life ]]
    without depending onothers ♥♥♥♥♥.
    
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17. timraandnicole
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    July 5, 2012 4:42pm UTC
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18. CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    Me: How do you spell H.I.V?
    Friend: H.I.V
    Me: Are you postitive?
    Friend: Yeah...wait... No!
    
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19. kaylagirl4298
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    July 5, 2012 5:41pm UTC
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20. OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    "What do your parents always tell you
    Before you leave for tour?"
    Liam: My daddy tells me to
    Eat my vegetables."
    
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