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hermione23katniss
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September 2, 2012 1:13pm UTC

Old Disney:
Lizzie McGuire: Mom, I really want you to know I appreciate everything you do for me.
That's So Raven: Because if you haven't noticed, people come in different shapes and sizes and they're all beautiful..
New Disney:
Shake It Up: I could just eat you up... well if I ate.

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clandd55
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August 23, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
My LIFE IS OVER!!! I'm 15?
I was at my crushes house and he was in the bathroom. I really had to go (he only had one washroom) and I didn't want to disturb him. I started to panic. I decided to take a quick poop on his carpet, and I knew for a fact i would clean the second that I was done. So I ended up pooping, then went and grabbed a cloth to clean with. Then he walks in and says "what the **** did you do?" I turned bright red. SUPER embarassed! I made up a bull story on how his dog took a poop on his carpet, but he told me that he didnt have a dog. I ran out of his house, and he deleted me off Facebook, and texted me his carpet cleaning bill...Now I have to see him at school tomorrow, but I'm not gonna go. FML, I'm 15!
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Dafuq did I just read.
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carson5482
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September 10, 2012 7:04pm UTC

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xAshleyLuvsBVB
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September 8, 2012 6:52pm UTC

Here's to the people who
remember the movies
My Date With The President's Daughter (1998)
The Luck Of The Irish (2001)
The Princess Diaries (2001)
Double Teamed (2002)
Cheetah Girls (2003)
Freaky Friday (2003)
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)
Pixel Perfect (2004)

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 4:21pm UTC

IF ELLEN WAS PRESIDENT,
THERE WOULD BE NO WARS.
just dancing

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 3:32pm UTC

750,000 teenage girls get pregnant every year.
May the odds be ever in your favor.

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forever_mine_123
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 2:16pm UTC

The Suite Life Of Zack & Cody
Mr. Moseby: Are you familiar with the gear shift ?
London: You mean the PRNDL ?
Mr. Moseby: The what ?
London: The PRNDL .
Mr. Moseby: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L ?
London: I'm not a child, Moseby, I know how to spell PRNDL .
Mr. Moseby: It's not something you spell, it is a gear shift .
Mr. Moseby: The letters stand for Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive and Low !
London: You're making me nervous with all this techinical talk !
Mr. Moseby: Oh, I'm sorry ! Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio .
Mr. Moseby: Would you like AMMM or FMMMM ?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 10:48pm UTC

a frog
literally just intentionally threw himself in front of my lawn mower
i guess you could see he wanted to kermit suicide
nmq

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andreapicii
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 5:47pm UTC

Imagine
a reality TV show with 10 Beliebers & 10 Directioners living in the same house.
Imagine the drama.
THE FANDOM SHORE.
MTV get on it

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CaosGoMoo
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September 2, 2012 8:25pm UTC

Flo from Progressive is now in a relationship with Jake From State Farm.
♥ 5 hours ago ● Comment ● Like
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Iluvudaniella
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 6:45pm UTC

I want to find
the male version of me.
That would be epic.

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princess8044ty
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September 1, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Like this for a truth on your profile(:

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1D_Babyyy
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 10:32am UTC

in suite life of zach and cody, london in a few years older than them, but on suite life on deck, she's the same age as them...
o_0

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alexthebabe
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 10:20pm UTC

#6 2
Facts about guys,
t h a t g i r l s s h o u l d k n o w.
Guys will take the long way, if that means passing her.

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FullOfRegrets
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 2:38pm UTC

Getting nervous going through airport security
Even though you know you're not a terrorist

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CharlAldisx
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August 27, 2012 1:20pm UTC

Admit It..
You walk past girls at school thinking
"Why aren't I that beautiful?"
You walk past good looking guys thinking
"Why can't I be his girlfriend?"
You walk past a cute couple thinking
" I am not perfect enough to be in a realationship"
You walk past a rich house thinking
" Why can't I live in that house?"
You walk past the mirror thinking
"Why did I have to be me?"
-Nm

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Hale_Storm18
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August 27, 2012 9:29am UTC

Fall is coming soon. Get ready for--
-Crisp mornings
-The leaves changing
-Apple everything
-Blankets of leaves
-Pumpkins
-The crunch beneath your feet
-Sweaters and sweatshirts
-Boots
-Cornfields
-Hayrides
-Thanksgiving
-Halloween
-Frosted windows
-Spiced air
Bring it on ♥

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