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never_forget
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

**When My Name's In A Math Problem**
Class: *Stares At Me*
Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

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HowtoHaley
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Directioners:
Teacher: One
You: You've got that one thing!
Teacher: No, one
You: One Direction!
Teacher: Tell me
You: So tell me a lie!
Teacher: You don't know!
You: You don't know you're beautiful!
Teacher: Get out!
You: Get out, get out, get out of my head!
:]

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Live_Laugh_Love12
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 6:06pm UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
It;s better to be hated for what you are.
Then to be loved for,
What you're not.

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Privatewittian
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 6:07pm UTC

If I was a teacher
I would always try to figure out who had a crush on who
and make sure that they were always paired up.
nmf

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LadyBug98
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Some 16 year old
Why are girls dying their hair random colours all of a sudden?:S
5 minutes ago · comment · like
4 People like this like this
One of his mates
Its nearly Gay pride(Y)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 2:55pm UTC

My friend James is in a coma
Please.. Pray for him.
He is a lovely boy. And he has a great soul.
I hope he'll get better.
Send him some good comments.
JamesWitty is his username.
I love you Jamie Boy.
Please , be okay..

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emmelove12
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Gram:So you have a boyfriend
Me:I wish..
Gram: Want me to hook you up with one of my friends grandsons
Me: Lol...no.
Gram: Ok but this is what he looks like.
Me:
Gram:
Me:
Gram:
Me:
Gram:
Me: What was his name again?

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LifelessSoul
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 5:55pm UTC

5 faves for 15 Confessions!!!

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LaynaMarie316
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Most Common Lies:
1-I wont laugh. I promise.
2-You're table will be ready in a few minutes
3-I'm just kidding.
4-I never got you're text.
5- I have read & agreed to the terms & conditions.
6-You will need to know this later in life.
7- I'm fine.
8- No, I'm Okay. I'm just tired.
9-I'm on my way.
10- Sorry, My parents said no.

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lilmissjade12
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 5:06pm UTC

A confident girl does not
show off her naked body,
She shows of her naked face.

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beyourself03
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Witty is like the Island of Misfit Toys from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
We are all not accepted by the people in our own lives
But we accept each others differences to create the website that is
Witty Profiles

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runningislife*
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 8:16pm UTC

credittorunningislife
Let's all take a moment
and be thankful there's a "history delete" button.
mq

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EdwardScissorhands
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 6:16pm UTC

click to see this quote

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

I saw some ducks
practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
:p

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letshavesomefun
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 5:15pm UTC

When I was little,
My dad convinced me that the ice cream truck
only played music when it was sold out.
Well played Dad, well played.

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

Website: did you know that the more attracted you are to a person, the easier it is for
that individual to make you laugh?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: is that why i laugh at my own jokes

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