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DunGoofed

Status: Netflix is my boi

Member Since: 29 Oct 2013 05:43pm

Last Seen: 9 May 2014 10:18pm

Birthday: December 5

Location: Surfing on the waves of the internet.

Gender: F

user id: 374049

175 Quotes
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 I'm Carmen.
 

I Like Food
Adventure Time
Cats
The Internet
Anime
Reading
Sleeping
Youtube
And Other Junk I Don't Feel Like Typing
 

                                                                                                
                                              
                                                                                                   

1. DunGoofed
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2014 8:50pm UTC
   Mom: When did you become so shy?
   Me: Did you miss my whole childhood?
   
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2. DunGoofed
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2014 8:29pm UTC
   I like to read the book before I see the movie.
   
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3. DunGoofed
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2014 8:22pm UTC
   I lend people my books and give them a due date. If they need more time, I make them sing the theme songs of my favorite shows.
   
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4. DunGoofed
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2014 8:19pm UTC
   Its Kind of a Funny Story is one of the best books I've read so far.
   
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5. DunGoofed
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2014 8:17pm UTC
   Lets thank the first people to go outside on snowy days.
   They're the ones who leave the footprints in the snow that everybody else walks in throughout the day.
   
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6. DunGoofed
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2014 9:12pm UTC
   I'm pretty sure that The Incredibles is my favorite Disney movie.
   
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7. DunGoofed
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2014 6:24pm UTC
   The football jellyfish are back.
   
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8. DunGoofed
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2014 7:46pm UTC
   I feel like Witty needs an app, but then other people would find out about it and it would be horrible.
   
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9. DunGoofed
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2014 7:41pm UTC
   At the store woth my mom. Im hungry and bored.
   
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10. DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 12:27am UTC
    Im that sweatshirt girl in my gym class.
    
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11. DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 10:16pm UTC
    I never want to go back to school.
    
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12. DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 7:04pm UTC
    I stubbed my toe and I feel like I'm
    going to die.
    
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13. DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 8:02am UTC
    Im waiting for my parents to come upstairs and realize that I never left for school.
    
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14. DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 11:00pm UTC
    Today I was choking on air and I felt like I was going to die.
    
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15. DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 6:06pm UTC
    I love designing my own clothing online.
    
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16. DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 5:44pm UTC
    Well you're just a barrel of fun today.
    
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17. DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 3:01am UTC
    Attack on Titan.
    
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18. DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 2:58am UTC
    I really want to have a Netflix date. I just want to sit in my pajamas with three boxes of pizza and cuddle while watching Netflix.
    
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19. DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 2:54am UTC
    I love the bathrooms at Brooklyn Bowl. There is a little area right outside of the bathroom with some couches and I fell asleep there.
    
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20. DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 2:51am UTC
    The only person I was talking to at the party was my nephew and my sister's gay friend who was baked like a cake.
    Then I had candy.
    
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