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January 11, 2014 9:22pm UTC

Ugh. I'm allergic to Benzoyl Peroxide, so pretty much every topical acne medicine. I'm pretty much screwed for the rest of my life unless I get one of the overly expensive pills.

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DunGoofed
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January 11, 2014 9:05pm UTC

Anyone else think that the theme song for American Horror Story is really catchy?

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DunGoofed
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January 11, 2014 2:58pm UTC

Me and my friend are going to see Ransom Riggs at Barnes and Noble. I'm so excieted

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DunGoofed
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January 10, 2014 9:37pm UTC

There are people at my house and I dont know them and its really weird. I'm just gonna retreat up to my room...

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DunGoofed
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January 10, 2014 3:30pm UTC

I JUST CLICKED THE TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT WITTY THINGY AND I SAW THE PDF.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS FABULOUS ADVERTISEMENT FOR WITTY?

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DunGoofed
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January 7, 2014 3:15am UTC

It's way too fricken windy on the east coast. As soon as I walked outside a huge branch fell right infront of me. I like the cold, not the wind.

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DunGoofed
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January 6, 2014 4:45am UTC

I have been up for three DAYS WORKING ON A MATH PROJECT THAT IS DUE TOMORROW AND I'M NOT DONE AND I'M SHAKING AND I'M ABOUT TO PASS OUT AND I REALLY HATE MY TEACHER. I MEAN, WHO THE HECK GIVES A PROJECT OVER HOLIDAY BREAK?!?!?!?

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DunGoofed
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January 6, 2014 2:35am UTC

There is always one class during my day where I have no friends in it and the teacher always makes us pick partners and I'm left out and put into a group of three where the people hate me.

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DunGoofed
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January 5, 2014 7:04am UTC

Watching New Girl. I am about to pee myself laughing

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DunGoofed
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January 4, 2014 4:44am UTC

I look at people's profiles on Witty and then I realise that they deserve alot more followers than they already have

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DunGoofed
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January 3, 2014 5:27am UTC

There is like, a foot of snow infront of my window. I want to open it but I feel like all of the snow is going to fall into my room.

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DunGoofed
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January 2, 2014 12:41pm UTC

It's supposed to snow 2-10 inches where I am. Im screaming.

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DunGoofed
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January 2, 2014 12:37am UTC

Whenever I finish a really good book or video game, I feel like one of my best friends died and I lost apart of myself.

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DunGoofed
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January 2, 2014 12:28am UTC

So a few weeks ago I made a joke and one of my non-close friends said that if she were a dude she would date me. My self-esteem went through the roof.

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DunGoofed
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January 1, 2014 7:18am UTC

To the seagulls making love outside of my house at seven in the morning:
SHUT THE F*** UP

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DunGoofed
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January 1, 2014 2:27am UTC

I made a cake and played video games at two in the morning. I also posted some quotes, went on youtube, and checked my tumblr. This is basically my schedule for 2014.

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DunGoofed
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January 1, 2014 2:23am UTC

I'm like two hours and twenty three minuets late but,
HAPPY 2014. I didn't even realize it was New Years Eve when I woke up.

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DunGoofed
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December 31, 2013 3:41am UTC

As of today on the east cost of America, it is 3:41 am on New Years Eve. Happy 2014 world. Cant wait for the trouble you bring me.

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DunGoofed
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December 31, 2013 3:39am UTC

Bought the game The Last Of Us. Im up to the part in the museum. Oh my glob this game is two intense. I love it.

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DunGoofed
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December 30, 2013 12:55am UTC

Witty: Post a Funny Joke
Me: No

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