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DunGoofed
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January 23, 2014 11:46pm UTC

I wish the cold sweater weather (winter) could stay forever.

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DunGoofed
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January 23, 2014 11:44pm UTC

As soon as I walked into school today, I realized that I wanted to kill everybody there.

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DunGoofed
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January 22, 2014 12:16pm UTC

My older sister's birthday party is going to be at a place called Brooklyn Bowl (you sould go there sometime) and I don't know anybody there and I don't feel like talking to my family. What should I do?

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DunGoofed
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January 22, 2014 12:06pm UTC

My fingers are frozen due to the foot and a half of snow outside. I love it.

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DunGoofed
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January 21, 2014 6:52pm UTC

I have the day off from school tomorrow due to the blizzard. PRAISE THE LORD

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DunGoofed
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January 21, 2014 1:01am UTC

There are people on Witty who do not belong here.

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DunGoofed
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January 21, 2014 12:52am UTC

I finished watching every Doctor Who episode.
It was intense...

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DunGoofed
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January 21, 2014 12:50am UTC

My dad calls chocolate milk nectar of the gods.

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DunGoofed
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January 19, 2014 9:01pm UTC

As you can see from my profile and some of my quotes,
I like cats.

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DunGoofed
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January 19, 2014 8:48pm UTC

My sister just made a witty.
I WANT TO FOLLOW HER BUT SHE WONT TELL BE WHAT HER USERNAME IS

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 8:46pm UTC

For the next 30 hours I will be watching Doctor Who on Netflix
with my laptop and my cat
by my side.

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DunGoofed
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January 19, 2014 1:42am UTC

Whenever I spell something wrong in a quote, I always shame myself afterwards.

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DunGoofed
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January 18, 2014 9:51am UTC

I tell Witty quotes to my family and friends so they think I have a sense of humor and that I'm poetic and deep.

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DunGoofed
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January 17, 2014 7:54pm UTC

The song 'Afraid' by The Neighbourhood is like, the story of my life.

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DunGoofed
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January 16, 2014 11:10pm UTC

Lana Del Rey.
I can't handle the fabulous.

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DunGoofed
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January 16, 2014 8:59pm UTC

Just hung up my Walking Dead calendar. I feel like I accomplished something.

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DunGoofed
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January 15, 2014 3:42pm UTC

My cat sneezed and it was the cutest thing in the world. Then he went to the bathroom and pooped in the tub.

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DunGoofed
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January 15, 2014 12:13am UTC

Having deep conversations with your sisters.

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DunGoofed
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January 12, 2014 4:22pm UTC

I am now the proud owner of a big movie popcorn bucket.

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DunGoofed
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January 11, 2014 10:01pm UTC

A lot of times I tell a really corny joke and I think that I'm really funny because everyone is laughing but it turns out that my friends are just laughing out of pity.

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