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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 3:09pm UTC

I am single by choice.
(it's just not my choice)

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*Vampire*
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 5:27pm UTC

When a girl wants a kiss: They stare into your eyes biting their lip. They always wrap their arms around you. They play with their hands just waiting for you to make a move.
When a guy wants a kiss: They hold your hand and always play with it. They stare into your eyes for a long time and they get close to your face.
When I want a kiss:
I stare at you from a distance and sob uncontrollably because I am ugly and noone likes me.
- tumblr -

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gloriaLOVE
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 4:16pm UTC

*In the store*
Strange Old Lady: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure!
Strange Old Lady: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
Me: I don't know, what?
Strange Old Lady: It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick!
Me:
Strange Old Lady:
Me:
Strange Old Lady:
Me: Hahahahaha. That's great. *forces smile*
... True Story.

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becca95lx4
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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Peace1231
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 8:38pm UTC

We should love,
not fall in love
Because everything that falls,
gets broken.
-Taylor Swift

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IMAREALGbroa
posted a quote
July 20, 2011 3:04pm UTC

So my boyfriend thinks that
Star wars is better than
Winnie the Pooh.
Prove him wrong?
Fav for Winnie the Pooh.
Comment for Star Wars..
:)

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iloveyaahx3
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 6:33pm UTC

WITTY SURVEY:
favorite if you have less than 500 quotes.
comment if you have more.

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aubzxox23
posted a quote
September 20, 2011 4:11pm UTC

I'm curious...
Fave if you never have smoked weed
Comment if you have or do smoke weed

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getcrazyx3
posted a quote
May 16, 2011 2:41pm UTC

Fave this [♥ ],
if your supposed to be:
-sleeping
- doing homework
- cleaning
- doing an essay
- going out somewhere
- straightening your hair
- getting ready for school
- taking a shower
- or just flat out bored.
♥

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*Hooligan*
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 8:10pm UTC

Treat Me L ike a joke
And I'll leave you like it's funny.
(nmf)

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alaajayjay
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 5:15pm UTC

''sorry'' And ''my bad'' mean the same thing ..
Unless you're in a funeral.

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.*
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 6:35pm UTC

To be honest, I am happy.
My life isn't perfect,
but it isn't bad,
I'm not the most popular girl,
the prettiest,
the one who gets the best grades,
but i work hard,
i try to be nice, or at least pleasant (lol) to everyone,
I have a some amazing friends.
I'm happy with my life,
sure there are things i would like to
make slightly easier or better,
but i'm content.
I like my life :)

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smileyf4ce
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 1:39am UTC

[♥]
je t'aime
ich liebe dich
ti amo
seni seviyorum
te quiero
saya cintamu
ek het jou lief
miluji te

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lynnsweets143
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 12:45pm UTC

-------------------------
Click the heart and he will
text you♥
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NMF

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Babcock20
posted a quote
August 7, 2011 9:02pm UTC

Fave this if you're
Insecure about yourself,
Comment what it is
♥

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Iwishyouweremine
posted a quote
July 16, 2011 6:21pm UTC

I told my bestfriend, "At my funeral, it's your job to dramatically throw yourself on to my casket and yell "WWHHHHHHYYY!!!?
she agreed. (:
--------------- ♥ ---------------

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xotristy12xo
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 6:44pm UTC

my parents: you're beautiful honey
old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
boys: ew what is that creature

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_today_tomorrow_tonight_forever_
posted a quote
July 5, 2010 11:35pm UTC

click to see this quote

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KatyMalfoy
posted a quote
July 9, 2011 11:42pm UTC

for a very short period of
time, you were the
youngest person in the
world.
mind = blown.
omgthatssotrue.tumblr.com

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