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Iwishyouweremine

1. Iwishyouweremine
   posted a quote
   September 30, 2012 1:43pm UTC
   He's not the kind of boy you date;
   he's the kind you marry.
   
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2. Iwishyouweremine
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   September 22, 2012 12:28pm UTC
   Sometimes.
   The questions are complicated,
   and the answers are simple.
   
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3. Iwishyouweremine
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   January 2, 2012 8:53pm UTC
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4. Iwishyouweremine
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   January 2, 2012 8:02pm UTC
   Imagine Oprah as president,
   It'd be like, YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU GET A JOB! AND YOU AND YOU!
   EVERYBODY GETS A JOB!
   
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5. Iwishyouweremine
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   November 17, 2011 7:01pm UTC
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6. Iwishyouweremine
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   November 17, 2011 6:48pm UTC
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7. Iwishyouweremine
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   August 21, 2011 3:08am UTC
   ❥ When I was little,
   and someone died in a movie,
   »»»I thought they died in real life,
   and not just in the movie.
   n m f
   
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8. Iwishyouweremine
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   August 21, 2011 1:29am UTC
   be the girl,
   all the guys want,
   and not the girl,
   every guy had.
   
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9. Iwishyouweremine
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 12:38am UTC
   Teachers,
   have so much class.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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10. Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    I'm holding on,
    »»»When I should be moving on..
    ♥
    
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11. Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 2:38am UTC
    Don't keep running back to the one person,
    you need to walk away from..
    
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12. Iwishyouweremine
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    August 19, 2011 1:59am UTC
    Everyday Im buffering.
    - youtube.
    *Not mine
    
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13. Iwishyouweremine
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    August 13, 2011 3:25pm UTC
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14. Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    best friends
    The title that we chose.
    But what does it mean to be "bestfriends"?
    Should you see each other everyday? well, thats not true for you and me.
    Should silly little fights get in our way?
    Only if that's how its meant to be.
    Should we give?
    Should we borrow?
    Should we dance like there's no tomorrow?
    Secrets are traded, privacy is invaded. Hugs and smiles are shared. Tears are shed, love is spread.
    We know that we both really cared.
    I smile, you smile. You cry, I cry. I wish, you wish. You die, I die. If you fall, I'll help you up. And if you call, I'll always pick up.
    "Best. Friends. Forever."
    The promise we made, and I know in my heart that will never fade.
    [♥] [♥] [♥]
    nmf
    
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15. Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    Those "No drinks beyond this point" signs might as well just say, ""I bet you can't chug the whole thing!"
    ♥
    
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16. Iwishyouweremine
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    July 24, 2011 2:42pm UTC
    We all have over 1000 songs on our ipod, but only listen to about 25 of them.
    
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17. Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    "Don't ever get in a vehicle with a stranger.""
    Well, I guess that's a big fat no to taking the
    school bus to school.
    not my format
    
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18. Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 2:25am UTC
    If a bra is called an "over the shoulder boulder holder"
    what are boxer's called?
    Under the butt nut hut?
    
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19. Iwishyouweremine
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    July 24, 2011 2:06am UTC
    I like sleeping outside,
    No hobo.
    ♥
    
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20. Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    Am I the only one that, thinks about all the thinks they would do if
    everything in the room froze, but you?
    
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