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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC

I use jokes from Witty in real life,
and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 8:52pm UTC

Truth or Dare
should just be called
"Who do you like or
do something really embarrassing"

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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Plot Twist: He likes you back.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 7:31pm UTC

When you have to force yourself to stop reading something,
because you can feel your heart breaking and the tears that are starting to form in your eyes.

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Angiebabe16
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 7:40pm UTC

I can't wait to watch the news on December 22nd
to see all the dumb sh*t people have done

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 2:57pm UTC

No boyfriend November
I knew I could do it

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Cheesie7895
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 2:18pm UTC

This girl in my class,
shes chinese,
she has this tattoo on the back of her neck.
That says,
'MADE IN CHINA'.
i thought it was pretty awesome.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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neonnailpolish13
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 5:58pm UTC

I hate it when teachers don't erase everything on the whiteboard
-.-

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Trishaaa
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 6:43pm UTC

I need a witty best friend,
Someone who will help me through the hard times.

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 6:55pm UTC

~Perfect Guys~
exist at very corner of the earth
~but the earth is round~

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sheyannadawn72*
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 8:27pm UTC

Physically, I'm alive. Emotionally, I was dead ages ago.

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breelyn
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 8:41pm UTC

So what are you up to?
Wiiiiiiitttttttty. hbu
Is that all you do?
Sometimes I walk to the fridge.

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conversel0ver
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Why is Peter Pan always in the air?
Because he neverlands.
nmf.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 8:24pm UTC

THE BEST KIND OF GOOSEBUMPS ARE WHEN YOU'RE
listening to music.
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envious*
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 10:48pm UTC

Holiday Season
The season of ugly sweaters.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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amypond
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 5:53pm UTC

What if;
one day, google was deleted,
but we couldn't google what happened
to google...

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Beau*
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 11:47am UTC

-Twenty years from now-
Me: So darling,do you want ham or pickles on your-
Radio: Alright you old directioners-
Me: OH MY GOD!
Daughter: Not again...
Radio: Here's a classic for you, Little Things.
Me: Turn it up!
Daughter: Sh/t...
Radio: ' Your hand fits in mine like it's made just for me...'
Me: AHHH!!!!
Daughter: Mum,stop it...Get off the floor!
Husband:What's all that ruckus,oh hey,I'm on the radio!

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
November 27, 2012 5:15pm UTC

This quote is dedicated
to every single person who ever
looked in the mirror and thought,
"I'm not good enough."
Honestly? You're good enough for me.
My quote.

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