kairTheBoy

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kairTheBoy

Status: i havent been on Witty in 7 months.. O.o

Member Since: 20 Oct 2012 05:14pm

Last Seen: 29 Aug 2013 05:30pm

Birthday: August 15

Location: miami

Gender: M

user id: 335433

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 9:45pm UTC

If Amanda Bynes attended the VMA's she would probably jump on stage right now and spread her legs apart begging drake to murder her vagi.na

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 9:39pm UTC

I really can’t wait for winter because,
then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 6:37pm UTC

That's definitely not my ringtone,
but I'm going to have to check my phone anyway.

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 6:47pm UTC

you know you are
desperate for an
answser ...
when you look at the second page of Google.

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
January 1, 2013 1:19pm UTC

When im on my death bed
i want my final words to
be:
"i left one million dollars
in the...¨

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 12:39pm UTC

when girls where little..
their parents taught them that if a boy is mean to them they secretly like them.
Maybe thats why most girls go for jerks.

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 8:08am UTC

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
December 2, 2012 2:14pm UTC

~cinderella~
teaching you not to talk to strangers
~unless they´re hot~

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 6:55pm UTC

~Perfect Guys~
exist at very corner of the earth
~but the earth is round~

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 11:08pm UTC

who´s online
ex [x]
annoying girl [x]
weird guy [x]
who are you again? [x]
Aunt [x]
are you ever offline [x]
please dont talk to me [x]
crush [ ]

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 6:23pm UTC

"you ask"
"no,you ask"!
"please, just ask?"
"why can´t you do it?"
"fine...excuse me,
"can we have some ketchup?"

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 9:56am UTC

~facebook~
is the second most popular word that starts
with "f" and ends with "k"

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
November 23, 2012 8:52pm UTC

her: hi
him:hi
her:did you eat?
him:did you eat?
her:are you copying me?
him:are you copying me?
her:i love you!
him:yeah i already ate

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 3:52pm UTC

and they´re all like "why didnt
you text back?"
what am i supposed to reply to
"LOL"

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
November 21, 2012 3:25pm UTC

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 10:04am UTC

old people at weddings:always poke me and say "you´re next",
so i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Police are looking for a suspect
described as Sexy, Funny and
Great In Bed,
your ugly a$$ is safe,but where
should i hide?
dont take it the hard way it was a joke
n

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 12:18pm UTC

79% of you dont know oppsite
words for the following:
1)always
2) coming
3) from
4) take
5) me
6) down
comment and like once you get it

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 12:22pm UTC

its funny how red,white,and blue
represent freesom..
until they¨re flashing behind you

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kairTheBoy
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 11:28am UTC

A jealous woman
does more research
then CSI

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