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breelyn

Status: I look gross

Member Since: 1 Nov 2012 08:02pm

Last Seen: 1 Nov 2015 09:59pm

Gender: F

user id: 336966

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  1. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    I make weird faces in pictures because it's better to look ugly on purpose.
    \( ' - ' )/

  2. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:09pm UTC
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    There is a fine line between tan and looking like you rolled around in Doritos. SSSES

  3. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 10:56pm UTC
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  4. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    Oh I'm Sorry,
    Did the middle of my sentence interupt the beginning of yours?

  5. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    Writing "etc" on a test because you don't remember any of the examples.

  6. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    That depressing moment when you
    dip your cookie in milk for too long, it
    breaks off, and you wonder why bad
    things happen to good people.

  7. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    Every time I use the word
    "Like" as a filler, I hate myself a little bit more.

  8. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    Mirror: You look cute today.
    Camera: Lol no.
    Instagram Filters: Don't worry, I got your back.

  9. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    Dear Santa,
    Yeah, I was naughty this year, and it was worth it, you fat
    judgmental b*stard.

  10. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 9:36pm UTC
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  11. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    So what are you up to?
    Wiiiiiiitttttttty. hbu
    Is that all you do?
    Sometimes I walk to the fridge.

  12. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    *Watching tv with my grandma*
    Grandma: What's that pink dancing cotton candy doing?
    Me: Grandma...that's Nicki Minaj...

  13. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Me (Singing): LALALALALA!
    Brother (Singing): Shut up and drive!
    Me: Are you implying that I'm a bad singer and I need to shutup?
    Brother: OOOOH! YOU WANT SOME CREAM WITH THAT BURN?

  14. breelyn breelyn
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    November 25, 2012 11:34pm UTC
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  15. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    This is what happens when you leave a 14 year old with an advant calender.
    http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/430626_10200136585440966_945425102_n.jpg

  16. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    Love is love,
    regardless of gender
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  17. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    everyone is someone's hero
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  18. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    My little Life Moments:
    After brushing my chompers,
    I gargled with some Listerine
    - as I do everyday -
    but today, whilst gargling,
    I sounded like
    CHEWBACCA
    It was funny. I snorted.
    -LISTERINE WENT UP MY NOSE-
    It burned like the Death Star.
    ...
    True Story.
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  19. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    she gets so sick of crying.
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  20. breelyn breelyn
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    I guess it comes down to how we want to be seen by others
    Some people want to be seen as the rebel.
    SOME PEOPLE JUST WANT TO BE SEEN
    Some have limits on how far they'll go to protect their image.
    For me, it was when I stopped worrying about how others saw me
    that I finally started to look better.
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