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neversaynever16
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March 11, 2012 6:04pm UTC

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That awkward little half run walk thing you do when a car lets you cross the road
format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

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xoxalyssa459
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March 11, 2012 10:04pm UTC

*parents are sleeping*
me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
*I'm sleeping*
parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at eachother and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof

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Tempest*
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March 11, 2012 1:44pm UTC

In kindergarten, we called them cooties.
In high school, we call them STD's.

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aliina246
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March 11, 2012 6:14pm UTC

click to see this quote

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gigglerQueen
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March 11, 2012 11:23am UTC

If stress burned calories
I'd be a supermodel

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Sugar_And_Schweiss
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March 11, 2012 5:12pm UTC

WHEN I WAS A KID. . .
you were only cool if you had Crayola. RoseArt just wouldn't cut it.

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elilover98
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March 11, 2012 1:29pm UTC

This Is Kony
[-_-]
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1 fav= 3 slaps
1 coment= 2 slaps
lets see how many slaps he can get

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brianamae
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March 11, 2012 12:03pm UTC

when people sing happy birthday to you5% - sing10% - smile 85% - sit there like an awkward walrus and try to figure out what to do with yourself.
Format: twilightgirl995

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ocean*
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March 11, 2012 4:04pm UTC

If two people are happy together
LEAVE THEM ALONE.

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Armydaughter
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March 11, 2012 12:29pm UTC

This is Joseph Kony.
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How many slaps can he get in this hour?
1 FAVE = 1 Slap

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musicaddict27
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March 11, 2012 2:13pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When you're taking off your jeans,
and your underwear decides to come off too.nmf

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Meany23
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March 11, 2012 3:29pm UTC

Teenager Post #74
Whenever I get a calender, I go straight to my birthday month to see which picture it is.

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pigglywiggly
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March 11, 2012 12:23pm UTC

me: i actually feel happy with everything right now
face: here's some acne
period: here's some cramps and lol now you're bloated too
school: he's some work
friends: here's a knife for your back
parents: here's some added pressure
me: ok

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racechick_12k
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March 11, 2012 5:19pm UTC

The Doctors Said I had No Chance
of Living When I was born..Today is my 18th Birthday
And Look at me now.. <3

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SweatBandit
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March 11, 2012 10:19am UTC

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I was in a store, and I put the shirt up on the counter.
The lady asks: "You gonna buy that?"
"No, I'm gonna steal it. I just thought I should tell you first."
NMF
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