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Hi my names Aliina I was born in london,I come from Finland and Ireland and live in Bristol. I speak English,Finnish,Spanish,Sarcasm and Swearing. I play bass and electric guiatar ,im an anarchy and a vegetarian. I have two sisters (4 and 7),a cat and a westie dog!!!! Im not labeled but if u wanna label me then im mostly emo,goth,scene and punk. Also im in a band called frozen fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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  1. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    *Someone insults me*
    Me: Whatever....
    *someone insults my mum*
    Me: BRING IT ON BIAAAAATCH >:(|

  2. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 7:12am UTC
    Sometimes,people ask me " Why are you so weird!?"
    I don't know what to say.
    But then I realized................
    Why should I be THIS, If I could be
    *Thiiiiisssss*?????

  3. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    *Jonas Brother's get REALLY famous*
    Selena Gomez: I'm going to date Nick Jonas.
    Me: K. Cool.
    *Twilight gets REALLY famous*
    Selena Gomez: I'm going to date Taylor Lautner.
    Me: K. Cool.
    *Justin Bieber gets REALLY famous*
    Selena Gomez: I'm going to date Justin.
    Me: K. Cool.
    *my chemical romance get REALLY famous*
    Selena Gomez: I'm going to--
    Me: DON'T YOU DARE
    Selena Gomez: -eat a doughnut? -.-
    * Not mine! I just edited it a bit.

  4. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    [x]the dark
    [x] staying single forever
    [x] being a parent
    [x] giving birth
    [x] being myself in front of others.
    [x] open spaces
    [] closed spaces
    [x] heights
    [] dogs
    [] birds
    [] fish
    [] Insects
    [] spiders
    [] flowers or other plants
    []being touched
    [] fire
    [x] deep water
    [] snakes
    [] silk
    [] the ocean
    [] failure
    [] success
    [] thunder/lightning
    []frogs/toads
    [x] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
    [x]boyfriends/girlfriends mom
    [] rats
    [x] jumping from high places
    [] snow
    [] rain
    [] wind
    [x] crossing hanging bridges
    [x] death
    [x] heaven
    [x] being robbed
    [x] falling
    [x]clowns
    [x] dolls
    [] large crowds of people
    [x] men
    [] women
    [] having great responsibilities
    [] doctors, including dentists
    [] tornadoes
    [] hurricanes
    [x] incurable diseases (this is probs the worst for me)
    [x] sharks
    [] Friday the 13th
    [] ghosts aka spirits or dead souls
    [] poverty
    [] Halloween
    [x]school
    []trains
    [] odd numbers
    [] even numbers
    [x] being alone
    [x] becoming blind
    [x] becoming deaf
    [x] growing up
    [x]creepy noises in the night
    [] bee stings
    [] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
    [x] needles
    [] blood
    [] dinosaurs
    [] the welcome mat
    [x] high speed
    [] throwing up
    [x] falling in love
    [] super secrets
    [] If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some
    counseling.
    [x] If you get 21-29, you’re paranoid. (me: Oh great....)
    If you get
    [] 10-20, you are normal.
    If you get 9 or less, you’re fearless.

  5. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    [] Kissed someone before dating
    [ x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 1
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    []Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 5
    [] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 8
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 10
    [] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 12
    [] Been called the worst student
    [] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 14
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 19
    *multiply your score by 3*
    i got a 57. lol ;)

  6. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 4:17pm UTC
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    "Its not about the money,money,money! Forget about the price taaag!"
    Well Jessie,that's easy for YOU to say since youve literally got money pouring out of youre ears. -_-
    nmq|format by the_An0nym0usXD

  7. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    Fave if ya like UNICORNS! :3
    Haha,take THAT witty! I broke the rules! >:D

  8. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Today I went to the park and saw 10 year olds with blackberry's, wearing designer clothes, smoking ciggaretts and swearing. Im 15,and my mobile is virgin media. Also,I don't smoke and rarely swear. Plus,I barely have any designer clothes.
    Humanity sucks these days.

  9. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    If God is watching us...
    He will see us in the shower....and at the toilet.
    And reproducing. And me writing this.O.o
    Format: twilightgirl995 (half mine half not..I just changed it a bit)

  10. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    STUPID TEST
    The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are.
    [ x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
    [ x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
    [ x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
    [x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
    [x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
    [x ] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
    So far:6
    [ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
    [ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
    [x ] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
    [ x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little
    star have the same rhythm. (OMG do they??)
    [x ] You just tried to sing them. (holy crap I did)
    So far:9
    [] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
    [] You have choked on your own spit .
    [ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
    [x ] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
    [ ] You type only with two fingers.
    So far:10
    [x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    [x ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your
    nose/eyes.
    [ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
    [ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
    So far:12
    [ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    [x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
    [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
    [ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
    [x] You use your fingers to do simple math
    So far: 14
    [ x] You have eaten a bug (most people have,theres an ingredient in sweets called E120 wich is made of bugs) (ok now im sounding geeky and dumb at the same time FML)
    [x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something
    more important
    [] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
    didn’t realize it
    [x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in
    your hand
    [x ] You have ran around naked in your house.
    so far:18
    [ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say
    will happen to you if you don’t.
    [ ] You break a lot of things.
    [ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
    [] You tilt your head when you’re confused
    [x] You have fallen out of your chair before
    So far:19
    [ x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the
    texture of the ceiling or wall
    [x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
    TOTAL: 21
    Now count them up and put “I’ve done 21 stupid things out of 37″ in the title field.
    Comment: Fu{K im stupid.

  11. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    (\_/)
    ( '_')
    (> )>o I was going to give you this cookie
    U U
    ...(\_/)
    ...('_' )
    o<( <) But then I was like...
    ....U U
    .(\__/)
    .(O.O)
    .(>o<) IT'S MY COOKIE!!!
    ..U U
    (\_/)
    ( '_')
    (> )>o Then i said sharing is caring....
    U U
    ...(\_/)
    ...('_' )
    o<( <) But then I was like... 'Sharing is caring....' But...
    ...U U
    .(\__/)
    .(O.O)
    .(>o<) I LIKE COOKIES!!!
    ..U U
    (\_/)
    (^_^)
    (> <) So then I ate it...sorry

  12. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Google earth gives you the chance to go and see ANYWHERE in the world......so what do you do?
    YOU GO AND LOOK AT YOU'RE HOUSE.

  13. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    When I think too hard
    I end up getting in a fit....about something that never even happened.
    Only me?

  14. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 5:52am UTC
    What have you done this April fools day? Lol I hid my sisters underwear XD

  15. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 5:50am UTC
    Me: Hey,I can prove to you that i'm a ninja!
    Friend: I bet you £5 you can't.
    Me: Did you see that?
    Friend: No.
    Me: EXACTLY!

  16. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    If only it were true

  17. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    ♫ No music = No life ♫

  18. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    God I hate rumors.
    They split up me and my boyfriend. You know why? A jerk in my class has spread around a rumor saying im cheating. F()CK MY LIFE.

  19. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    Derp 2#
    Derp: Did it hurt? ^_^
    Derpina: Did what hurt?? ¬.¬
    Derp: When you fell from heavan?
    Derpina: Oh why thank you! Aww your so-
    Derp: COS YOUR FACE IS ALL FU[KED UP! LOOOOL!!!!!
    Derpina: D:<

  20. aliina246 aliina246
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Derp 1#
    Derp: Hey dad,whats it like to have the coolest son in the world?? ^_^
    Dad: I dunno,better ask your grandad >:)

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