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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AlNicholas
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March 1, 2012 7:10pm UTC

when I'm famous I'm gonna tell everyone
how much of a dick you were to me in my autobiography

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legit7
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March 1, 2012 6:29pm UTC

When your parents tell
you that you're not good enough. & you're not smart enough. It hurts worse than anything else.

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yourcool
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March 1, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Ugly Troll: What are you looking at?!
Me: Not even Google knows.

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
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March 1, 2012 7:54pm UTC

*On the computer*
9:38- Okay, I'll get off at 10:00
10:02- Well, I'm the the middle of making this quote I'll get off after.
10:21- Ohhhh, what's this?
10:37- Gotta check my twitter, this will just take a second
11:03- Ew who's that..?
11:17- Wow, this is a good song.
*looks at clock*
11:58- Ohh sh*t.

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calliecalliecalliefornia
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 7:44pm UTC

That awkward moment when
It's quiet in class and your stomach deecides to make that dying whale sound
♥

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 7:14pm UTC

when i was little,
i wanted to be barbie. then i grew up, and realized that being me,
is way cooler
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 8:24pm UTC

I was on Steve's profile
and I saw he had 1,081 favs on a quote with one word:
"test"
Oh...

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tylerr
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 9:07pm UTC

dude, you have a beautiful girl that really loves you,
wake up and treat her how she deserves to be treated.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 7:04pm UTC

I hate it when websites ask me, "Are you a human?"
It's like, no, I'm a freakin' unicorn.

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AnnieeB
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 6:09pm UTC

I n t h e s h o w e r ?
I sound like an angel sent from heaven ♥
I n r e a l l i f e ?
I sound like a dying hippo on crack.

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 7:59pm UTC

loving ketchup,
but hating tomatoes

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lyssawissax33
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Michael Jackson died at 58
Whitney Houston died at 48
John F. Kennedy died at 38
Amy Winehouse died at 28
How old is Justin Bieber again?
LOL
not only is there an age pattern
but
there is also a boy girl boy girl pattern

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 8:15pm UTC

That awkward moment when
everyone is talking in class and it gets completely silent the second you say something stupid...

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 7:09pm UTC

New Friend: Is that your ex?
Me: HAHA, no. That happens to be the biggest mistake of my life.

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Cutecat0413
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 6:20pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
You know you're in love when;
every time you're in the same room, you purposely go near them

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nerdybirdy13
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 6:29pm UTC

❤♡♡❤
" I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world.
Life in plastic- its fantastic!"
*FaVe* if you just sung this in the voice of an annoying lady with a nazily, high pitched voice :)
❤♡♡❤
Cookiedoughformats

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raebobmarypants
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Me:
Ah, my hair is actually straight today!
Rain:
LOL, no it's not.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Smile,
it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 7:19pm UTC

When I first get my new phone: Place it very gently on my bed avoiding all possible damage.
One month later: Standing in the other room while I chuck it through the doorway, bounce it off a chair hoping it lands on my bed and doesn't hit the dog.

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