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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
Feyoncé
you waited your whole life for this didn’t you

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 10:24pm UTC

plain white t-shirt in girls section:
Extra Slimming, Soft Cotton, Great for Layering Under $300 Jacket, Lose 10 Pounds When You Put It On, Slims Shoulders, Slims Waist, Slims Neck, Slims Hips, $24.99
plain white t-shirt in boys section:
Buy 10 for $0.99
plain white t's:
hey there delilah what's it like in new york city

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 11:11pm UTC

A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes.
A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor,
clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his.
How many people can you say that about? How many people can make
you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make
you feel extraordinary?
- John Grogan

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 7:33am UTC

if you like someone tell them
... or stalk them on every social network.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC

God created the world in 7 days
well it took 9 months to create me so clearly I’m a big deal

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FlorenceSong
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 2:58am UTC

Can anyone suggest some good
bands and songs?
I want to get into some new bands so help, please(:

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:08am UTC

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop
called "Monsters Ink."

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 10:37am UTC

You have
TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR ABOUT LIFE
to get through it.
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Amenah
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 12:23pm UTC

“"Charlie?"
"Uh-huh?"
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
"I think you're very pretty."
"Really?"
"Really."
Then, she held on to me a little tighter, and for the next half hour,
Mary Elizabeth didn't talk at all. All I could do was lie there and
think about how much her voice changed when she asked me if
she was pretty, a n d h o w m u c h s h e c h a n g e d w h e n I a n s w e r e d .”

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 4:33am UTC

I used to ask myself:
"What did I do so wrong to desrve this terrible life?"
I've recently started asking myself:
"What can I do to start making it a better life?"

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imperfect *
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 4:14am UTC

You always have two choices when you wake up.
1.wake up,sleep again and
continue dreaming
or
2.wake up,stand up &
♥ make your dreams come true. ♥

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 3:05pm UTC

Dory:Hey I just met you
Dory:And this is crazy
Dory:Hey I just met you
Dory:And this is crazy

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 7:53pm UTC

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else.
Hit.ler had millions, Jesus had 12.

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FluffyScamp
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 2:43pm UTC

I've won;
Last chemotherapy treatment on 5/28/2013
Now, on with living my life.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:35am UTC

Miley Cyrus used to be all "boom clap, boom de clap de clap."
And now shes twerking in music videos and scaring jimmy kimmel.
I wonder how roxy would feel about this.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:45pm UTC

it takes 30 seconds
to type a text message
that will make her smile
for hours.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC

let us have a moment of silence
for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

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MissAnna
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 11:03pm UTC

BACK THEN I SWORE I WAS GONNA MARRY HIM SOMEDAY BUT I REALIZED SOME BIGGER
dreams of mine.
- - - - - - - - - -

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 8:31pm UTC

Me every time I watch the titanic : Maybe it won't hit the iceberg this time.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 9:00pm UTC

If you're a guy and you play
football, hockey, soccer, baseball, or you box, you're 10x more attractive to me and you can come flirt with me anytime. Winky face.

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