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annalove26
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 10:53pm UTC

Dear human,
You get mad at me if I wake you, You get mad at me if I don't.
Wtf, Man?
Sincerely, confused alarm clock.

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Drake_YoungMoney_Swag_Yolo
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 10:55pm UTC

I'm sorry,
I don't speak moron.

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Drake_YoungMoney_Swag_Yolo
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 10:40pm UTC

Google
should i bake a cake or take over the world?
search about 1 result (0.27 seconds)
did you mean, Should I bake a cake and take over the world?

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Drake_YoungMoney_Swag_Yolo
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 10:45pm UTC

"
you can't buy
hapiness"
"How may I help you?"
"I'd like one happy meal, please".

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 12:57pm UTC

him:You'r pretty
me:Thanks
him:I wish there was something between us..
me:Me to
him:Really?Like what?
me:A wall

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OhSnapItzJessa
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 12:58pm UTC

My fake plant died because I forgot to pretend to water it :(

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 12:59pm UTC

"Give it to me!" She yelled,
"I'm so f*cking wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
You thought of something dirty didn't you? ;)

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 1:01pm UTC

If you want breakfast in bed
Sleep in the kitchen

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TheOceansTearsXx*
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 6:01am UTC

click to see this quote

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xxForever_youngxx7
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October 17, 2012 6:58am UTC

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 7:17am UTC

Okay?
How about you jump off a bridge and I'll be like,
"Okay."

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its_hannah_bruh
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 7:53am UTC

Me and ashleyviv talking
ashley- hannah..we are never ever ever getting back together
Me- Its a love story baby just say yes
ashley- youre the reason for the tear drops on my guitar
me- why you gotta be so mean

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MaddyWaddy
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October 17, 2012 8:07am UTC

BravoSierra's format
Don't like me? That's ok.
I probaly don't like you either.

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somedayillbefearless
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 8:24am UTC

Here that?
(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧・゜・。✧。*
That's the magical sound of me not caring

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SarahDrewIngle
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 8:29am UTC

Maybe you shuld swallow some of your make-up..
so you can be pretty on the inside too..

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LivingTheLife
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 9:38am UTC

Wh0re: * Bragging about how beautiful she is*
Me: Bltch please. I can wipe off 90% of your "Beauty" with a paper towel.
BURNED
© format by: h0peful

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BlueEyedNobody
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 9:49am UTC

Today in school,
we had to say other words for Love.
and he said
My name.♥
Just kidding...
Today I huged my dog but it walked
away.
And I ate a lot of ice-cream.
Cookiedoughformats

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follower123
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 9:56am UTC

That awkward moment when...
I try to highlight a blank quote and realize
THERE IS NOTHING THERE!

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LivingTheLife
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 9:57am UTC

"Wow you're cool."
fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ
nmq

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