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CalifornaGirl16

Status: How can paper kill a rock??

Member Since: 18 Oct 2011 05:14pm

Last Seen: 26 Jun 2014 11:23pm

Location: Livin, TheDream

user id: 228546

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  1. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 7:01pm EDT
    I only suffocate,
    because you take my breath away...

  2. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 6:59pm EDT
    FIND ME ON DRAWCAST AT:
    ihatecoolfluffy
    :)

  3. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 6:56pm EDT
    WOW
    i haven't been on witty in forever
    ;(
    really missed this place

  4. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 10:52pm EST
    Me looking at newest quotes:
    Me: OOH! Thats so funny! XD!FAVORITE
    Me: Aww... Thats so sad :*( FAVORITE
    Me: OMG! That is so me! :O FAVORITE
    Brother: DUDE! Just read the joke and SCROLL!
    Fish:
    Bowl:
    Bed:
    Me: LOL! FAVORITE xD

  5. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 10:17pm EST
    I'm awake, I'm alive.
    Now I know what I believe inside.
    Now its my time.
    I'll do what I want,
    Cause this is my life!
    -Awake and Alive By Skillet

  6. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 8:53pm EST
    "You have no internet"
    Really? Five bars no internet huh?

  7. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 6:58pm EST
    Dog:
    Man's best friend
    Cat:
    Man's weird roomate who poops in a box

  8. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 6:29pm EST
    HOLY CRAP!
    STEVE JUST REPLIED TO MY QUESTION!
    wondering what the question was?
    "Steve, has any Wittian ever come to where you live?"
    answer:
    "No that would be kinda scary..."
    XD

  9. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 6:21pm EST
    *This is long but REALLY funny towards the end!!
    The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. “Hello,” whispered the child. Is your daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk with him?” The child whispered, “No.” Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mommy there?” “Yes.” “May I talk with her?” Again the small voice whispered, “No.” Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?” “Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.” Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?” “No, he’s busy”, whispered the child. “Busy doing what?” “Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman”, came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, “What is that noise?” “A hello-copper” answered the whispering voice. “What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper.” Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”
    Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: “ME.”

  10. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 6:14pm EST
    ♥♥♥♥
    [♥] If
    You've ever laughed so much you can't
    finish your sentence.
    ♥♥♥♥
    nmqNMF

  11. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 6:10pm EST
    SUICIDE:
    Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do?
    its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
    of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
    name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
    make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
    that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
    lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
    staystrong
    signatures:
    dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
    daddygirl99.
    notyouraverageb*tch
    Smileyz316
    xpeacexbluex
    SexiPurpleZebra
    conklineli5280
    kaerottina
    Eatmypants
    quotinglikeaboss
    xoStayBeautifulxo
    Meganbbz
    AnaisHeartsYou
    Marie1388
    ImNotAlone
    SecretGurl123
    bananaman
    ProudToBeGeeky
    KateehKracklady of the night
    eternalsunshinex
    BooILoveSkittles
    JustinBieber4ever
    screwsociety
    Green1098
    brancsy
    Jahyvie
    EjSweet2♥
    imkrazydealwithit
    TheExpertDirectioner♥
    Cutorable♥
    ♥skaterrules23
    Sugarlollies78♥
    theweirdkid
    Nyancah♥
    haylee077454
    ♥CalifornaGirl16♥
    Stay strong, please ♥

  12. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 5:45pm EST
    A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?”
    His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”
    The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?”

  13. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 5:43pm EST
    Stupid Questions I ask:
    When people yawn, do deaf people think they are screaming?

  14. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 5:34pm EST
    I am 1 of those
    P E O P L E ///+
    » THAT THINKS ITS OK ♥
    ( ( ( to go to school ) ) )
    i n p a j a m a s.
    truestory.
    nmq nmf

  15. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 5:20pm EST
    By Friend...
    You have been the best.
    Remember I love you no matter where you go...
    Wherever you go just always remember
    That you got a home for now and forever...
    I love you sister.
    No matter what gets in my way. I'd come for you. No one but you. But only if you told me too. Give my life for you. You know I'd always come for you!
    I'll always come for you no matter how far away you live!
    It brought tears to my eyes trying to write this up but,
    I had to do it some time.
    All our memories will be saved, and never lost.
    I will miss you more than you can imagine.
    I hope you won't forget me.
    You know I won't forget you.
    You have changed my life more than you can think.
    I love you.
    I will try to stay brave, but I will cry a river once you are really gone...
    Love your sister,
    Kelsey (Well you know who this is!)
    Your probably wondering what this is for, but my bff (you_know_me_lol) is moving away to a state far away from me. Please fav. this so she can see just how much I will miss her...

  16. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 7:51pm EST
    Twilight is a ZOMBIE movie because it sucks your eyes out while watching it, and kills you slowly...
    sorry twilight lovers...I kinda hate Twilight!

  17. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 6:49pm EST
    You always had a crush on her,
    Yet said ugly things to her.
    Stupid
    Fat
    Ugly
    Waste Of Space
    Everyone hates you
    The words rang in her head,
    She couldn't stop them,
    Nor could she stop you.
    All this time she just walked past you,
    But one day,
    She showed up with scars on her face.
    You laughed, and pointed and told your friends to stare at the beast.
    She never did anything to you,
    Although you had it coming the whole time,
    She only punished herself

  18. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 6:30pm EST
    Status
    Photo
    Place
    Life Event
    Sometimes good bye is a second chance.
    ♞Friends ▼
    Post
    Format by aellyniq

  19. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 4:51pm EST
    Stop slowing me down, stop holding me up
    Quit making a scene, enough's enough.
    Let's be honest, your promise, was never meant to last
    So am taking you on, am calling you out.
    There's nothing left for us here now.
    Let's be honest, I promise, I'm never lookin' back for my sake.
    For my sake.
    -Shinedown For My Sake

  20. CalifornaGirl16 CalifornaGirl16
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2013 7:17am EST
    Without Stupid
    People,
    We would have no one to laugh at.
    Take the time to
    thank a stupid
    person near you.

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