Me looking at newest quotes: Me: OOH! Thats so funny! XD!FAVORITE Me: Aww... Thats so sad :*( FAVORITE Me: OMG! That is so me! :O FAVORITE Brother: DUDE! Just read the joke and SCROLL! Fish: Bowl: Bed: Me: LOL! FAVORITE xD
*This is long but REALLY funny towards the end!! The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. “Hello,” whispered the child. Is your daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk with him?” The child whispered, “No.” Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mommy there?” “Yes.” “May I talk with her?” Again the small voice whispered, “No.” Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?” “Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.” Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?” “No, he’s busy”, whispered the child. “Busy doing what?” “Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman”, came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, “What is that noise?” “A hello-copper” answered the whispering voice. “What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper.” Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?” Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: “ME.”
SUICIDE: Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do? its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to make a youtube video of all the witty profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this! staystrong signatures: dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu daddygirl99. notyouraverageb*tch Smileyz316 xpeacexbluex SexiPurpleZebra conklineli5280 kaerottina Eatmypants quotinglikeaboss xoStayBeautifulxo Meganbbz AnaisHeartsYou Marie1388 ImNotAlone SecretGurl123 bananaman ProudToBeGeeky KateehKracklady of the night eternalsunshinex BooILoveSkittles JustinBieber4ever screwsociety Green1098 brancsy Jahyvie EjSweet2♥ imkrazydealwithit TheExpertDirectioner♥ Cutorable♥ ♥skaterrules23 Sugarlollies78♥ theweirdkid Nyancah♥ haylee077454 ♥CalifornaGirl16♥ Stay strong, please ♥
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?”
By Friend... You have been the best. Remember I love you no matter where you go... Wherever you go just always remember That you got a home for now and forever... I love you sister. No matter what gets in my way. I'd come for you. No one but you. But only if you told me too. Give my life for you. You know I'd always come for you! I'll always come for you no matter how far away you live! It brought tears to my eyes trying to write this up but, I had to do it some time. All our memories will be saved, and never lost. I will miss you more than you can imagine. I hope you won't forget me. You know I won't forget you. You have changed my life more than you can think. I love you. I will try to stay brave, but I will cry a river once you are really gone... Love your sister, Kelsey (Well you know who this is!) Your probably wondering what this is for, but my bff (you_know_me_lol) is moving away to a state far away from me. Please fav. this so she can see just how much I will miss her...
You always had a crush on her, Yet said ugly things to her. Stupid Fat Ugly Waste Of Space Everyone hates you The words rang in her head, She couldn't stop them, Nor could she stop you. All this time she just walked past you, But one day, She showed up with scars on her face. You laughed, and pointed and told your friends to stare at the beast. She never did anything to you, Although you had it coming the whole time, She only punished herself
Stop slowing me down, stop holding me up Quit making a scene, enough's enough. Let's be honest, your promise, was never meant to last So am taking you on, am calling you out. There's nothing left for us here now. Let's be honest, I promise, I'm never lookin' back for my sake. For my sake. -Shinedown For My Sake