CalifornaGirl16

Status: How can paper kill a rock??

Member Since: 18 Oct 2011 05:14pm

Last Seen: 26 Jun 2014 11:23pm

Location: Livin, TheDream

user id: 228546

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 7:01pm UTC

I only suffocate,
because you take my breath away...

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 6:59pm UTC

FIND ME ON DRAWCAST AT:
ihatecoolfluffy
:)

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 6:56pm UTC

WOW
i haven't been on witty in forever
;(
really missed this place

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 10:52pm UTC

Me looking at newest quotes:
Me: OOH! Thats so funny! XD!FAVORITE
Me: Aww... Thats so sad :*( FAVORITE
Me: OMG! That is so me! :O FAVORITE
Brother: DUDE! Just read the joke and SCROLL!
Fish:
Bowl:
Bed:
Me: LOL! FAVORITE xD

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 10:17pm UTC

I'm awake, I'm alive.
Now I know what I believe inside.
Now its my time.
I'll do what I want,
Cause this is my life!
-Awake and Alive By Skillet

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 8:53pm UTC

"You have no internet"
Really? Five bars no internet huh?

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Dog:
Man's best friend
Cat:
Man's weird roomate who poops in a box

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 6:29pm UTC

HOLY CRAP!
STEVE JUST REPLIED TO MY QUESTION!
wondering what the question was?
"Steve, has any Wittian ever come to where you live?"
answer:
"No that would be kinda scary..."
XD

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 6:21pm UTC

*This is long but REALLY funny towards the end!!
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. “Hello,” whispered the child. Is your daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small voice. “May I talk with him?” The child whispered, “No.” Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mommy there?” “Yes.” “May I talk with her?” Again the small voice whispered, “No.” Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?” “Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.” Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?” “No, he’s busy”, whispered the child. “Busy doing what?” “Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman”, came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, “What is that noise?” “A hello-copper” answered the whispering voice. “What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper.” Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: “ME.”

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 6:14pm UTC

♥♥♥♥
[♥] If
You've ever laughed so much you can't
finish your sentence.
♥♥♥♥
nmqNMF

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 6:10pm UTC

SUICIDE:
Should not exist. But what is a quote going to do?
its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
staystrong
signatures:
dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
daddygirl99.
notyouraverageb*tch
Smileyz316
xpeacexbluex
SexiPurpleZebra
conklineli5280
kaerottina
Eatmypants
quotinglikeaboss
xoStayBeautifulxo
Meganbbz
AnaisHeartsYou
Marie1388
ImNotAlone
SecretGurl123
bananaman
ProudToBeGeeky
KateehKracklady of the night
eternalsunshinex
BooILoveSkittles
JustinBieber4ever
screwsociety
Green1098
brancsy
Jahyvie
EjSweet2♥
imkrazydealwithit
TheExpertDirectioner♥
Cutorable♥
♥skaterrules23
Sugarlollies78♥
theweirdkid
Nyancah♥
haylee077454
♥CalifornaGirl16♥
Stay strong, please ♥

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 5:45pm UTC

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?”
His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”
The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?”

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 5:43pm UTC

Stupid Questions I ask:
When people yawn, do deaf people think they are screaming?

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 5:34pm UTC

I am 1 of those
P E O P L E ///+
» THAT THINKS ITS OK ♥
( ( ( to go to school ) ) )
i n p a j a m a s.
truestory.
nmq nmf

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 5:20pm UTC

By Friend...
You have been the best.
Remember I love you no matter where you go...
Wherever you go just always remember
That you got a home for now and forever...
I love you sister.
No matter what gets in my way. I'd come for you. No one but you. But only if you told me too. Give my life for you. You know I'd always come for you!
I'll always come for you no matter how far away you live!
It brought tears to my eyes trying to write this up but,
I had to do it some time.
All our memories will be saved, and never lost.
I will miss you more than you can imagine.
I hope you won't forget me.
You know I won't forget you.
You have changed my life more than you can think.
I love you.
I will try to stay brave, but I will cry a river once you are really gone...
Love your sister,
Kelsey (Well you know who this is!)
Your probably wondering what this is for, but my bff (you_know_me_lol) is moving away to a state far away from me. Please fav. this so she can see just how much I will miss her...

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Twilight is a ZOMBIE movie because it sucks your eyes out while watching it, and kills you slowly...
sorry twilight lovers...I kinda hate Twilight!

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 6:49pm UTC

You always had a crush on her,
Yet said ugly things to her.
Stupid
Fat
Ugly
Waste Of Space
Everyone hates you
The words rang in her head,
She couldn't stop them,
Nor could she stop you.
All this time she just walked past you,
But one day,
She showed up with scars on her face.
You laughed, and pointed and told your friends to stare at the beast.
She never did anything to you,
Although you had it coming the whole time,
She only punished herself

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Status
Photo
Place
Life Event
Sometimes good bye is a second chance.
♞Friends ▼
Post
Format by aellyniq

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 4:51pm UTC

Stop slowing me down, stop holding me up
Quit making a scene, enough's enough.
Let's be honest, your promise, was never meant to last
So am taking you on, am calling you out.
There's nothing left for us here now.
Let's be honest, I promise, I'm never lookin' back for my sake.
For my sake.
-Shinedown For My Sake

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CalifornaGirl16
posted a quote
January 16, 2013 7:17am UTC

Without Stupid
People,
We would have no one to laugh at.
Take the time to
thank a stupid
person near you.

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