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1. justanotherteen
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   I've always wanted to
   spin around in a chair & say
   "I've been expecting you..."
   
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2. jazzyjess1995
   posted a quote
   January 6, 2012 10:53pm UTC
   HI.
   I have cool socks on today.
   
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3. Yuri
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 8:19pm UTC
   I love the term "we're expecting" when talking about pregnancy, because it sounds like there's more than one outcome.
   Yeah, we're expecting a baby.
   But it could be a velociraptor.
   
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4. Yuri
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 8:09pm UTC
   stopping the microwave at 1 second
   and feeling like a bomb defuser
   
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5. cndcdancer97
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   December 30, 2011 10:17pm UTC
   "So how far have you gone with a guy?"
   "....Well there was this one time..we made eye contact. It was awesome."
   
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6. briiitttttttany
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 4:41pm UTC
   If taking model pictures
   makes you a model, standing my my garage makes me a car.
   
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7. ColorMyWorld401
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 3:33pm UTC
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   Telling someone your going to bed, when your actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on facebook
   (follow me, i follow back!)
   
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8. Jade672
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2011 9:18pm UTC
   Evilpanda
   she's sooo pretty and kind! She's my best friend and her quotes are great, please follow her:)
   
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9. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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10. xxanewbeginingxx
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    &+ I feel
    like
    The majority of witty
    has become 13 year old girls…
    nmf
    
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11. taytay8056
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    The best things in life;
    When your bra and underwear match :)
    
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12. AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    SINGLE BELLS
    SINGLE BELLS
    SINGLE ALL THE WAY
    
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13. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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14. BlackButterflies
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    December 14, 2011 1:28am UTC
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15. BrixBrixLovex
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 12:25am UTC
    Anyone Who Has A Problem With Emos
    Is Messed Up.
    Because They Don't Know What We Have To Go Through,
    To Survive The Day.
    
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16. madhatter6698
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    December 14, 2011 10:39pm UTC
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17. HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 12:20am UTC
    How 'bout we don't and say we did?
    
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18. Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    WHO SAYS YOU'RE NOT PRETTY?
    THE MIRROR
    
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19. Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    We all blame society,
    but we are society ♥
    
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20. ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    Age is just a
    number...
    Unless you're 14 and hes
    32...then its just creepy...
    
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