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jazzyjess1995

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Member Since: 11 Dec 2011 03:23pm

Last Seen: 10 Mar 2013 07:26pm

user id: 249456

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hey guys:P im jessica and im 16 years old. i loveeeeeeee chinchillas and playing the flute:D people usually call me the crazy vegetarian but its whatever:) thats about it! peaceee<3.... oh yeah j'adore courir (i love running);)
  1. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    After sending a risky text, the following minutes feel like
    FOREVER.

  2. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    if im weird around you, it means im comfortable with you
    <3

  3. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    oh, you hate me? thats funny considering we've never met...

  4. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your sibling
    dates your bestfriend...
    :3

  5. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 6:43pm UTC
    WTF.
    (Where's the food)

  6. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    that awkwad moment when the teacher is helping someone beside you and they stick their butt in your face..

  7. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Saying you'll wake up early to get something
    done, then in the morning
    convincing yourself it's not important <3
    .

  8. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Congratulations! You create drama out of
    absolutley nothing!

  9. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    They'll ignore you now but they'll need you
    later
    <3

  10. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    They should create an award for the
    people that can finish a tube of
    chapstick before losing it
    :3

  11. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest teaching us to sit down and shut up.
    NOT MY QUOTE

  12. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    I love how in scary movies, the person yells out, "hello?" as if the bad guy's going to be like " yeah, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

  13. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    That gross feeling when you put pants on right after you put lotion on :3

  14. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    I don't make typos, I make new words:)

  15. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:19pm UTC
    I sit around and wait for miracles to happen.

  16. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    && Who needs a microphone when you've got a hairbrush?
    :3

  17. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    Not having to set the alarm for the next day is one of the best feelings ever<3

  18. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    We live in a world where losing our iphone is more dramatic than losing our virginity.

  19. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    K.
    .....sooo is this the end of the conversation or did you forget the rest of the sentence?

  20. jazzyjess1995 jazzyjess1995
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    POLICE: Anything you say will be held against you.
    ME: Channing Tatum...

:)

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