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HowIMetYourMotherFreak

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Member Since: 29 Nov 2011 11:54pm

Last Seen: 7 Dec 2016 01:50pm

Location: Westminster, CO

user id: 244957

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Drowning in the sea of love, where everybody wants to drown.
  1. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift should date... Could you image the songs they'd create?
    It rhymes(:

  2. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    It's all fun and games when you're home alone
    until you hear a noise :/

  3. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 4:39pm UTC
    "My bad" and "I'm sorry" mean the same thing.
    Unless you're at a funeral...

  4. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 4:17am UTC
    Admit it, you put barats on your fingers and acted like you had long nails.....

  5. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 12:03am UTC
    I wish I was abird so I can fly over certain people and poop.

  6. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
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    June 4, 2012 3:10am UTC
    Other peoples valentines day: Febuary 14.
    Your valentines day: April 27(the day tumblr was founded)

  7. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    Have you ever had Day Ja Voo?
    Have you ever had Day Ja Voo?

  8. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    People are so desprate for faves these days!
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    Fave if you agree.

  9. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 11:04am UTC
    OneDirection quotes #5
    In my last video diary, I explained my love for women who had a taste in carrots. Since them i've recieved plenty of carrots and now I have a keen interest in women who love lamborghinis.

  10. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:50am UTC
    OneDirection quotes #4
    Dj Malik! Dj Malik!

  11. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:47am UTC
    OneDirection quote #3
    "No!" Jimmy prostested!

  12. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 10:45am UTC
    OneDirection quote #2
    To the untrained eye, this may look like a giant baby grow. But we think it looks god damn cool.

  13. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 12:10am UTC
    One Direction Quiz
    1.What are the names of Louis' twin sisters?
    A. Lisa and Louise
    B. Anna and Sarah
    C. Rose and Jennifer
    D. Daisy and Phoebe
    2. What song did they first sing together at the live X Factorshows?
    A. "Your song"
    B. "Viva la Vida"
    C. "Kids in America"
    D. "All You Need Is Love"
    3. Who first tried out for X Factor in 2008 but didn't make it to the live show?
    A. Liam
    B. Louis
    C. Zayn
    D. Harry
    4. Liam is afraid of:
    A. Knives
    B. Cups
    C.spoons
    D. forks
    5. What was the name of Harry's old band?
    A. Pink Cobra
    B. Snow Black
    C. Blue Clue
    D. White Eskimo
    6. How do you actually spell Zayn's name?
    A. Zayn
    B. Zane
    C. Zain
    D. Zayne
    7. Lois once jokingly said he liked girls who ate carrots then changed it to girls who like _______ and _____.
    A. Coleslaw and broccoli
    B. Spaghetti and hotdogs
    C. Lamorghini and rolex watches
    D. Dogs and cats
    8. How far did One Direction go in the UK X factor?
    A. They won!
    B. They came in second
    C. They came in third
    D. They didnt make it to the final round
    9. Which member of the band is from Ireland?
    A. Harry
    B. Niall
    C. Liam
    D. Zayn
    10. What song did Harry sing at his first X factor audition?
    A. "Isn't she lovely"
    B. "Let me love you"
    C. "Cry me a river"
    D. "Hey ther Delilah"
    Highlight for answers below:
    1.B 2.B 3.A 4.C 5.D 6.C 7.C 8.C 9.B 10.A

  14. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    1D Sayings #1
    I like girls who... eat carrots.
    Should I start a series of these?

  15. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
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    May 13, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Looking at top quotes and come across a really stupid quote with 10987486 faves and thinking, I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap a better quote than that!

  16. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    Watching lawyers on tv and thinking, I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap a better argument than that!

  17. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:59am UTC
    Niall: Harry is the youngest but everyone always thinks its me.
    Louis: Thats because you're cute and Harry is a pervert.

  18. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:42am UTC
    After Louis' solo in moments.....
    Effie Trinket: I just love that!

  19. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    Anybody want a Peetabutter and jelly sandwich?

  20. HowIMetYourMotherFreak HowIMetYourMotherFreak
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    February 26, 2012 2:23am UTC
    Anybody know any good websites to get layouts???? Please help!!!!!!!!! Thanks guys!

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