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  1. beautifullycomplicated97 beautifullycomplicated97
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 8:04am UTC
    You have no idea how much your words affected me.

  2. YouAreLovedXo YouAreLovedXo
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    NEVER
    call a girl "fat".
    Even if she's not "popular".
    Even if you don't like her.
    Even if she's not your definition of "pretty".
    Even if she's not nice to you.
    Even if you hate her.
    Even if she hates you.
    Even if you love her.
    Even if she loves you.
    Even if she bullies you.
    Even if she isn't a real nice person.
    Even if she is.
    Don't make someone feel insecure and self conscious just because you want to make yourself feel better.
    format: mumblebumble

  3. Tempest* Tempest*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    Katy Perry: Blue hair.
    Nicki Minaj: Pink hair.
    Rihanna: Red hair.
    Beyonce: Black hair.
    Lady Gaga: Yellow hair..
    Power rangers are back!

  4. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    i don't talk because no one listens to me.

  5. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    My First Omegle Chat! <3
    You: So what are you doing?
    Stranger: Eating paper.
    You?
    You: Aw, you eat paper, too!? I thought I was the only one! :O
    You: We are perfect for eachother! '
    Stranger: D: i thought i was
    You: No sir! I eat paper all the time!
    Stranger: OMGMARRY ME
    You: Oh my God! I will! I'm like, tearing up right now! :') I LOVE YOU.
    You: We can eat paper together for the rest of our lives! We'll be 90 years old, sitting on our rockers on the front porch, eating paper and playing with the grandchildren! <3
    You: I"ve always dreamed of a future like that! <3
    Stranger: <3 omg lets choke on paper together!
    lol, what? xD

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Poor Dora doesn't realize that
    Swiper is really boarder patrol.

  7. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Crossing the street:
    younger: LOOK BOTH WAYS! DON'T GET HIT!
    Now: GO GO GO! WHO EVER GETS HIT FIRST WINS!

  8. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    ewww humans
    alnicholas

  9. xoxo7777 xoxo7777
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Today i was walking through target...
    when i heard someone say,
    "Pst the coast is clear spiderman!"
    And then i saw two little kids, dressed as spiderman and superman.
    The one dressed as superman was crouched on the ground, and the one dressed a spider man was rolling across the floor.
    Those kids have epic lives!
    Haha it made my day ♥

  10. KareBear7 KareBear7
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    What if humans could actually breathe in space?
    And the goverment says we can't
    so we don't try to escape..

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    hi, i didn't mean to interupt your scrolling,
    but i think you're absolutley beautiful.

  12. DidYouEatMyHamster DidYouEatMyHamster
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    I'm sorry, I'm just having a bad day.
    Oh You're having a bad day? Did you die?
    I got shot.
    But did you DIE?
    -The Hangover 2

  13. Abiageal M* Abiageal M*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 9:05pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. xxIntoTheNeverxx xxIntoTheNeverxx
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Peeta Mellark? How do I even begin to explain Peeta Mellark?
    Prim: Peeta Mellark is a baker
    Gale: He likes my squirrels
    Effie: I hear his leg is insured for $10,000
    Cinna: I hear he does baking commercials in District 12
    Ceasar: He once met Katniss Everdeen and told her he loved her
    Katniss: One time, he threw bread at me...
    Katniss:
    Katniss:
    Katniss:
    Katniss: It was awesome

  16. horsechick818 horsechick818
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Please read! it would mean the world!
    It was a quiet night. My parents were out for an anniversary, and since I was only six, my 15 year old sister was left in charge of me. I was watching her sleep from across the room. The sheets of her light blue bed moved up and down to her heart’s beat. Her eyes were lightly closed, but her sleep was deep. Both of her hands were resting gently at her side and her auburn hair swept off the bed.
    Then, downstairs a door squeaked open. Good, I thought to myself. Mom and Dad are home, I can go to bed. I snuggled deeper under my blankets, about to drowse off. But the slow creak of the bedroom door opening across the hall made me alert. I looked over at my sister, just 10 feet away, not disturbed by my parents who just opened the guest room door.
    Then our door creaked open, I took another peak at my sister, then pretended to be sleeping so I wouldn’t get in trouble for being up late. Usually, Mom or Dad would march over to the bed and kiss me and my sister on the forehead. But that didn’t happen. When a few seconds had passed, I cracked open my eyes.
    There was someone in here, but it wasn’t my Mom or Dad. It was a person I could not see the face of. I could only see they were dressed in all black, from a mask, to gloves, to shoes. They were facing away from me, only inches away from my sister. I didn’t say anything. The person stared at my sister for almost a minute, before they pulled out a long, curved knife.
    That’s when my sister opened her eyes. Still drowsy, she mumbled quietly but alert, “oh my gosh is that-“
    Then the person in black cut off her speech, slicing her throat in half. I held back tears as I saw the person in black examine my dead sister’s throat. The person turned around on their heels and wiped the blood from the knife onto their black jacket. I still couldn’t see the person’s face, thanks to the hockey mask.
    The person then noticed me. My heart beat at an unsteady pace, for I knew the person was going to kill me. Though, instead the person gently put a finger to their lips, telling me to be quiet. Then inch by inch, the person walked towards me, still holding the knife out.
    This is it. I thought holding my breath. Then, the person placed the knife on my bed, centimeters away from me, so close, I could see my reflection. “She was a bad one,” the person whispered before they jumped out the bedroom window, slipping into darkness.

  17. beautifullycomplicated97 beautifullycomplicated97
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    You mean more to me than any of them ever could, and this is the first time I've admitted it.
    I think I'm falling in love with you. That scares me.

  18. GOdCIllA GOdCIllA
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2012 3:16am UTC
    One day,
    You’ll wake up in the morning and wonder what happened to the girl who used to be there for you no matter how much you pushed her away.
    You’ll remember all the things she’s done for you, and all the pain you put her through.
    You’ll realize how important she is in your life and how amazing she really was.
    And when that day comes, she’ll be walking with the guy who already knew.

  19. HOA47smile HOA47smile
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    Dear Witty Girls,
    My name is Kendall. I am a witty boy, just to let you know, before you start assuming I'm a girl 'cause my names Kendall, but anyways...I just asked out the girl of my dreams and she said yes. I am in such a good mood and well, yah. Just wanted to tell you that. She's amazing! And beautiful and smart and everything I could have asked for. Just wanted to say that.


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