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I quit soccer but I still love it

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My girlfriend, my sisters and my mom <3

Hi! I'm Kendall, I'm a boy. Sometimes I hate my name 'cause people think I am a girl, but I'm not. I love my girlfriend, she is beautiful and amazing and wonderful, check her out (Mustache101). I love my sisters, too. I am their protective older bro! So yeah! That is about it. Bored? HMU!

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July 30, 2012 9:47pm UTC

Dear Witty Peoples,
hi! My name i Kendall. I am a boy. I feel like talking.
Anyone up for a chat?

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July 28, 2012 10:24am UTC

Hellooo.
I'm Kendall, if you didn't know.
I'm a guy and my name doesn't help that.
You can call me Ken, Kenny whatever you want.
I'm bored, and I want someone to talk to.
Comment on my Profile please.

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July 3, 2012 5:12pm UTC

I HATE MY LIFE!! My girlfriend broke up with me today because she knows that a long distance relationship won't work. I'm moving to Wisconsin because my dad got a new job. I love her so much and I will continue to until the day I die. I am done with witty for a while, sorry.

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June 27, 2012 10:56am UTC

Your 8 names
Your Real name: Kendall
Your "Gangsta" name"( first 4 letters of first name + dizzle):
Kenddizzle
Your Detective name (favorite color & animal):
Red Dog
Your Soap Opera name (Street you live on & middle name):
Ledgewood John
Your Star Wars name (first 3 letters of last & first 2 letters of middle):
Asbjo
Your Super Hero name (2nd favorote color and favorite drink):
Green Coke
Your Witness Protection name (on of your parent's middle names):
Kevin
Your Goth name (black and the name if one of your pets):
Black Snap

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posted a quote
June 26, 2012 12:32am UTC

Time to Vent...
My Username
So, a few days ago someone asked me about my username and I guess it really is confusing. You know, what it means and stuff, so I'm gonna tell you. It is kind of personal, but I really don't really mind sharing. 5 years before I was born, my parents adopted a little baby boy named Hanley. He was super healthy and happy. 5 years later, I was born. As I grew up and got two more sisters, Hanley became my role model. I followed him in everything he did and he showed that he cared for me. He showed me how to play soccer and how to ride a bike. When Hanley was 16, he started to getting sick with what seemed like the stomach bug, but what was later discovered to be a tumor. He had skin cancer. It was pretty severe and, long 6 month fight short, cancer overcame and Hanley passed away. Hanley was my big brother and even though he was adopted, blood doesn't matter, I loved him.
HOA=Hanley Owen Asbenn
47=Hanley's soccer number
smile=My mom, sisters and girlfriend remember him best from his smile
RIP Hanley Owen Asbenn
February 15, 1994-September 30, 2010

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posted a quote
June 26, 2012 12:15am UTC

Girl: hey
Boy: Uhm? Hi
Girl: Whats Up?
Boy: Nothing Is there a reason Your talking to Me?
Girl: Well I Sort Of like You. ...
... Boy: ???
Girl: Do You like Me back?
Boy: Well Uhm Your 4 years younger then Me.
Girl: Oh.
Girl: Okay Well I gtg.
Boy: Bye.
2 Weeks later.The Boy Saw the girl On the News, she hung herself. She left a Note that Said "Age Shouldn't matter. I Will Always Love You." 1 Week later The boy Was On the news he hung himself to but he Wrote On the Wall And Said "I Was Wrong, Age Shouldn't Matter. You Were right. I Love You Forever And Always." If you believe that age shoudn't matter.
#REPOST this .... Or tonight the boy and the girl Will be Standing by Your bed..Or u will loose the one youu love

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posted a quote
June 19, 2012 10:00pm UTC

Dear Witty Peoples,
hi! My name i Kendall. I am a boy. I feel like talking.
Anyone up for a chat?
(Girls: I have a girlfriend, so don't flirt)

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posted a quote
June 10, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Hunger Games Pageant
Follow my girlfriend and her friends on Tumblr and vote for your favourite(s)
voteformspanem.tumblr.com

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June 10, 2012 3:37pm UTC

1. Full Name? Kendall John ------
2. Current Crush? Laura <3
3. Addiction? Music
4. How Tall i am? 5'4
5.Relationship Status? I am in the best relationship EVAH!
6.Girls i trust? Amanda, Jacqui, Stephanie, My aunt
7. Boys i trust? Thomas, Adam and Evan
8. Favorite Food? Tacos
9. Current Mood? HYPER
10. Favorite color? Red
11. Confession? I stole my sisters cookie when she wasnt looking and then ate it
12. Who i miss? friends from peabody
13. Who i hugged last? my girlfriend Laura
14. Who understands me? Laura, Thomas
15. Someone who is always there for me? Laura, Thomas and my sisters and mom
16. Last Text? Loov u soo much haha bye!-Laura
17. Who's a stranger? ummm
18. Who makes me laugh the most? Laura
19. Who i do the craziest stuff with? Laura deffinitely
20. Who makes you smile? Laura
21. What am i listening to? Music
22. Turn ons? Eyes
23. Turn offs? Slxtty clothes
24. Best girl friends? Laura, Shauna
25. Best boy friends? Thomas, Evan and Adam
26. Second Favorite color? blue
27. Second confession? My mom said I couldn't have a girlfriend until I was twelve but I had one when I was 11
28. What i hate? Pickles
29. Who's annoying? my neighbor
30. Who i hate? greg

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posted a quote
June 8, 2012 4:22pm UTC

That face you make when you
get annoyed with your computer.

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June 3, 2012 8:18pm UTC

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June 2, 2012 8:28pm UTC

I don't have a tumblr, but follow my girlfriend-
-GoodMood4Evv

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posted a quote
June 2, 2012 6:39pm UTC

My girlfriend went to a friend's house tonight, so I have nothing to do. Does anyone want to talk to me?

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June 2, 2012 12:35am UTC

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posted a quote
March 29, 2012 7:49pm UTC

if you have 35+.. you're spoiled :3
[] own car
[x] cell phone
[] own phone line
[x] bf/gf
[x] own bathroom
[x] own room--
[x] 2 or more story house
[x] built-in pool
[ ]guest house
[x] game room
[x]tv in your room
[] Double (queen) Bed
[] more than 20 pairs of shoes
[] 10+ things from a designer store
[x] good grades
[] Dior sunglasses
[] louis vuitton purse
[x] iPod
[x] XBOX
[x] PS2
[x] mp3 player
13 Total.
[] Mercedes Benz
[ ]BMW
[x] basketball hoop
[x] air hockey table
[x] pool table
[x] ping pong table
[x] trampoline
[] live ON a lake or pond
[x] own a pair of skiis
[x] own a snowboard
[x] has a boat
[x] has a jet ski
[x] has a beach house/ cabin
10 Total
[x] only child
[x] stereo system in bedroom
[x] DVD player in bedroom
[] 100+ dvd's
[]gets $50+ for allowance each month
[] goes shopping every month...or every week
[] shops at abercrombie
[ ] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend
[] makeup
[] cologne/perfume
[] AIM
[] MSN
[]Yahoo
[x]5+ trophies
[x]own digital camera
[]walk-in closet
5 Total.
[] electric scooter
[x] dirt bike
[ ] 4X4 truck
[x] guitar/drums
[x] hammock
[x] been on a cruise
[x] traveled out of the country
[x] weight set/ workout set in house
[ ] personal fit trainer
[] expensive jewerly
[] met a celeb
[] straightener/ curling iron
[] gets hair done/nails/spas
[] on/was on a Varsity team for the school
[ ] own batting cage
[] 100+ in wallet/ purse right now
[x] own savings account
[x]1+ BEST friends
[x] been to the carribean
[x] been to europe.
[x] been to hawaii
[] been to NY-live there?
11 Total.
[ ] shopped in seattle
[ x] eaten at the space needle in seattle
[x] been on the eiffel tower in paris
[x] been on the statue of liberty in NY
[x] been on the honor roll for 2+ years
[] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday
[] lives on a private property
[] license
[x] moved 3+ times
[ ]sports car
[x] hot tub
[x] pet(s)
[ ] ranch
[x] verizon
[ ] cingular
[]Sprint
[] virgin mobile / other
[x] been to 5+ states in the US.
[x] dont have a job.-not old enough?
10 Total.
[] 100+ buddies on messenger
[x] alarm clock
[x] home-cooked meal almost everyday
[] eat-out almost everyday
[x] been in a limo
[x] own camcorder
[x] own laptop
[x] own desktop
4 Total.
53 Overall Total
You spoiled?
[x] yes
[] no

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March 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC

100 Followers!!!i
Special shout out to #100 stephiscool
and a big shout out to first ever follower: Mustache101

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March 23, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Dear Witty Girls,
My name is Kendall. I am a witty boy, just to let you know, before you start assuming I'm a girl 'cause my names Kendall, but anyways...I just asked out the girl of my dreams and she said yes. I am in such a good mood and well, yah. Just wanted to tell you that. She's amazing! And beautiful and smart and everything I could have asked for. Just wanted to say that.

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March 10, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Just to let everyone know , whose been commetning, I didn;t think this was going to conist of so many people talking to me. I kind of meant, any time like later. So like tomorrow if you're bored you can talk to me. Right now, my profile is about to explode!

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March 10, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Dear Witty Girls,
My name is Kendall. I am a witty boy. I am not like other boys in some ways, but in other ways I totally am. I am into almost every single sport. But I am sesitive. I want a girl who I can protect and comfort. I want to be the one keeping them safe. If you want to chat, I am always avalible. Just comment on my profile! <3

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posted a quote
March 10, 2012 1:24am UTC

Call a girl
BEAUTIFUL
1,000,000 times
and she won't believe you
But, Call Her Ugly Just Once....

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