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Carleyb1999
posted a quote
June 27, 2012 7:59pm UTC

Kidz Bop,
ruined every song I have ever liked since
October 9, 2001

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Carleyb1999
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 10:23am UTC

I bet that most girls
on witty created a new
witty accont just to
make it
1D realated

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Carleyb1999
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 11:16am UTC

The original angry bird was
Donald Duck

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xstaybeautiful
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July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

click to see this quote

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BravoSierra
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July 23, 2012 12:43pm UTC

Girl: *naturally curly hair*
Girl: *naturally straight hair*Girl:*naturally wavy hair*Me:*naturally annoying hair*

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D0ri20
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Who elese
Wants to see Socko appear on ICarly?

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LaureeeenN
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 6:28pm UTC

Stepping on a Lego
and just accepting the fact that you're going to die

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Nathannn
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 9:19pm UTC

I'm cancer free♥

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC

A Ghost
Could be humping you right now and you would never know.

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italiangirl3
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 11:57pm UTC

what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
"we are both lawyers."

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italiangirl3
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 10:57pm UTC

Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
but I'm from the future
and I'm your baby

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ay_baybay
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July 6, 2012 3:26pm UTC

DON'T BOTHERPUTTING YOUR HAND OVER MY MOUTH TOSHUT ME UPI will lick you

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neversaynever16
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July 2, 2012 5:23pm UTC

** Glass breaks ** Girl: Babe, I think someone is downstairs... Boy: Don't worry, I'll take care of this * Grabs Toilet Brush * Girl: What's with the toilet brush?What you going to do? Scrub them to death... Boy: Would you want to be touched with this? format by neversaynever16

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pleasespeaktomyface
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July 2, 2012 3:53pm UTC

Hey, can you grab some tampons and bring them home? My period hit today.
Oh crap that was for my mom!
I just picked up some tampons, candy, and I'm at the movie store. What movie do you want?
I love you <3 (:
I honestly love him.

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Travis Allred*
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July 2, 2012 2:27pm UTC

Real Relationship:
Girl: Here's your phone. You have a text message
Boy: Babe. Just check it for me.
Facebook
Format Credit: Breeze / USMarineCorps2013

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