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AshleyRoseXoXoXo
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 10:03pm UTC

I seriously would love to be able to
read the nicest person I knows brain ,
because they probably are the most
opinionated person ever.
Just intelligent enough to not blurt out
their every thought.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:53pm UTC

I love
making people who already hate me
hate me more

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Canadian_Swag
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:55pm UTC

You are not an Atheist untill you have read the Bible.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:03pm UTC

NOT TEXTING BACK
IS ONLY OKAY
WHEN I DO IT

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 3:03pm UTC

2 year old kid: *runs*
Family: LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING TO BE AN ATHLETE

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 5:13pm UTC

I've never been in love,
but I imagine it's very similar to the feeling you get when you see the waiter arriving with your food.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 2:10am UTC

Every year, i start to realize how stupid
i was the year before .

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capsized*
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 12:43pm UTC

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
follow
your heart but
take your
brain with
you
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 1:45pm UTC

how do people fall asleep so easily like
when i'm trying to sleep i have to create and act out a whole f.cking movie length story in my head and then contemplate the meaning of life before i even feel tired and then this b.tch next to me starts snoring in two minutes

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littleshrimp
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 3:33pm UTC

the way your stomach
d r o p s
when you know you really
s c r e w e d u p

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iwrotethisforyou
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 10:52pm UTC

lazy fact #7256452565156897
you were too lazy to read that number.
format credit;; JustADream_

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
November 11, 2010 9:34pm UTC

Looking at the clock when
your home from school, sick,
and thinking;
"I'm in ____ class right now."
only me..?

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XXKatiiKatXX120
posted a quote
August 21, 2010 8:56pm UTC

THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥

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Hazel_Eyes_09
posted a quote
December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC

& who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
flip the page over

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hiddenshadows
posted a quote
May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC

Creepy?
Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected president in
1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy
both have seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
Both presidents were shot on a friday.
Both
presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named
Kennedy.
Can you guess yet?
Kennedy's secretary was named
Lincoln.
Both were assisnated by Southerners,
both were succeeded by Southerners,
Both successors were named Johnson.
Lincoln's successor was born in
1808.
Kennedy's successor was born in
1908.
Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by
three names.
Both names are composed of
15 letters.
It gets better;
Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
& here's the best part:
A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
Marilyn Monroe.

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googlelove
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 2:31pm UTC

"Do you ever
go up the stairs, but feel evil chasing you so you run like
there's no tomorrow?"

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 10:24pm UTC

"Be strong,"
I whispered to my wifi signal.

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Scotteh
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 12:03pm UTC

* picking my kid up from school in 25 years
Me: yo shawty, leggo
Kid: dad please, not this again
Me: stop being a hater, yolo
Kid: you're embarrasing me
Me: swag.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 5:45pm UTC

"Don't you go to school with them?
You should say hi! "
no, its okay mom.

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lashaay
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:28pm UTC

I wonder
how many times I've ended up in the background of a stranger's photo...

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