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  1. ThatMomentWhen* ThatMomentWhen*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Click the ♥
    If you love One Direction!


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    I'm in love
    With a 20 year old.
    & I'm only 15 and 10 months....
    you guys can judge me for it.
    Or sit front row at my wedding

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:45pm UTC
    that lamp.
    that stomps the "i" in pixar.
    I LOVE THAT LAMP.
    nmq

  5. whateveryousay1234 whateveryousay1234
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC
    “ugh i hate my life” said the 15 year old girl as she tried on her size 0 skinny jeans and puller her long blonde hair into a ponytail and then was driven home by her perfect boyfriend to her 4 story mansion with a pool and tennis court and walked into her gigantic room and laid on her king size bed with her white fluffy puppy and picked up her iphone to texted her 5 best friends to go to the mall in her new lamborghini
    -tumblr

  6. k4sper k4sper
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    *My older sister comes into the house, into the living room where I'm sitting with my dad and brothers, wearing a weird hat that her friend apparently dared her to wear*
    Me: What's that? O_o
    My older sister: A hat.
    My dad: ... CRAZY FUNKY JUNKY HAT!
    My older brother: Overslept, hair unsightly-
    My younger brother: - tryna' look like Keira Knightley!
    My older brother: We've been there, we've done that-
    My dad: *Points dramatically at my older sister* WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FUNKY HAT!
    This actually just happened... Oh my god, I live with a bunch of freaks.

  7. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    While walking down the street I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for 50 years."
    I was touched until I heard him say, "I wish she knew."

  8. Peace1231 Peace1231
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:35pm UTC
    I think witty profiles
    should buy a country
    so all of us can relocate there permanently. It'll have nation-wide free wireless internet.
    We can live in houses according to quote categories and we'll stalk the good looking people on facebook from an awkward distance.
    The only foods on our diet will be pizza and nutella.
    And we'll all have a gazillion cats who dance.
    Of course, a HP Marathon once a week with the regular Misfits and Spongebob.
    Unicorns will be our chosen form of transportation.
    At wittyland, we'll embrace each others' awkwardness and best of all, our humors will finally be properly appreciated.
    And we'll all be forever alone,
    together.

  9. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    Every day
    I tell myself that I'm a princess because
    my shoes fit. I figure that if Cinderella
    can be a princess because her shoes fit then I can too.

  10. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    My hairy, balding, beer-bellied friend got dumped, and came to me to ask what the dating scene looked like these days.
    "Not good for you Susan," I replied.

  11. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    The problem with fairy tales is that they set a girl up for disappointment.
    In real life, the Prince goes off with the wrong Princess.

  12. :)* :)*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    What if the reason why the creators of Monsters Inc. waited 12 years to make Monsters University was because the kids who watched Monsters inc. of 5, 6, 7, and 8 are now 17, 18, 19, and 20 are off to college? The same thing happened with Toy Story 3 and how Andy was giving up his toys and childhood to go off to college? What if they wanted to say goodbuy to the children who loved their movies properly?

  13. DakkyDukky DakkyDukky
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 10:15am UTC
    Oversized hoodies -
    You think they’re clothes,
    but they’re actually wearable hugs.

  14. cookiemonster07 cookiemonster07
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 10:45am UTC
    Harry Potter taught me to be brave, to love my friends, to fight for what's right and most importantly that there's no post on Sunday.

  15. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    Staying up all night can help you burn an extra
    161 calories

  16. thisworldismad thisworldismad
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 10:40pm UTC
    So I was at my cousin's wedding and the DJ said
    "Everyone grab that special someone so we can slow it down a bit,"
    I turned to face my date, but found him dancing with my five year old cousin.
    So I picked up my plate of cake and danced with that instead.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 8:41am UTC
    without you the eyes gaze, the legs walk
    the lungs breath, the mind churns, the heart yearns
    the tears dry without you. life goes on.
    but i'm gone 'cause i die without you
    Please don't remove this!


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    Last night I had a dream. I found myself in a desert called Cyberland.
    It was hot. My canteen had sprung a leak and I was thirsty. Out of the abyss walked a cow, Elsie. I asked if she had anything to drink. She said,
    "I'm forbidden to produce milk. In Cyberland, we only drink Diet Coke."
    She said,
    "Only thing to do Is jump over the moon. They've closed everything real down. Like barns and troughs and performance spaces. And replaced it all with lies and rules and virtual life. But there is a way out. Only thing to do is jump over the moon. I gotta get out of here! It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil. Pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse. I've got to, got to, got to find a way to jump over the moon. Only thing to do is jump over the moon."
    Then a little bulldog entered. His name we have learned was Benny. And although he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the Revolution.
    "That's bull," he said "Ever since the cat took up the fiddle, that cow's been jumpy. The dish and spoon were evicted from the table and eloped. She's had trouble with that milk and the moon ever since. Maybe it's a female thing. 'Cause who'd want to leave Cyberland anyway? Walls ain't so bad. The dish and the spoon for instance, they were down on their luck. Knocked on my doghouse door and I said, 'Not in my backyard, utensils. Go back to China!'"
    "The only way out is up" Elsie whispered to me "A leap of faith"
    "Still thirsty?"
    Parched,
    "Have some milk"
    I lowered myself beneath her and held my mouth to her swollen udder and sucked the sweetest milk I'd ever tasted.
    "Climb on board", she said. And as a harvest moon Rose over Cyberland, we reared back. We sprang into a gallop, ;eaping out of orbit. I awoke singing
    "Leap of fate, leap of fate. Leap of fate, leap of fate. Only thing to do, only thing to do is jump, only thing to do Is jump over the moon. Only thing to do Is jump over the moon. Over the moon."

  20. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 1:58am UTC
    I turn the music louder
    so i wont hear my thoughts but
    Its stupid beacause the lyrics
    REMIND ME OF WHAT IM ;
    trying to forget , oh.

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