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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC

What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.

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doncasturbate*
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 4:34pm UTC

you've only
seen yourself
two times:
taking a picture
and looking at the
image, or staring in the
mirror and looking at
your reflection.
you don't get to see
the way your eyes
light up when you talk
about something you love.
and you can never see
how beautiful you look
when you smile.
it's sad, really.
but i can promise you
i will be here everyday
to tell you what i see.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 3:14pm UTC

The nicest people I've ever
met were covered in
tattoos and piercings. The
most judgemental people
I've met are the ones who
go to church every Sunday.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 6:08pm UTC

i don't friend zone people, i relationship zone them. you wanna be my friend? too bad, we're dating.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC

It's almost Christmas, so...
dashing through the snow
get the f#ck out of my way
you're so f#cking slow
how much do you weigh?
(Ha- ha- ha)
you can't f#cking sing,
I'll start a f#cking fight,
get the f#ck out of my way, you hoe
I'm driving here tonight....
oh! jingle bells, go to hell,
get the f#ck out of my way
oh what fun it is to ride over bodies everyday.
Hey!
jingle bells, go to hell.
b#tch what did I say?
move that a/ss cause you can't hide
from my motherf#cking sleigh
Hey!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC

I use jokes from Witty in real life,
and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:20pm UTC

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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Connork11
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 4:21pm UTC

"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on
"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella
"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair
"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight
"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.
NMQ

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 12:07am UTC

mom: brianna, why is there a guy climbing up to your balcony?
me: he's my romeo coming to find his juliet.
me: just kidding call the cops.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 2:55pm UTC

Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
Santa: Let's be realistic

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 10:29pm UTC

Men play football at 20Men play tenis at 30Men play golf at 40who else noticed that balls are getting smaller as they are getting older?

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
September 30, 2013 2:29pm UTC

I swear to god if Connor Franta gets anymore hot I will explode and die and just cry

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 4:10pm UTC

LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE

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Steve
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 10:36am UTC

A psychologist at a girl’s college asked the members of his class to compliment any girl wearing red. Within a week the cafeteria was a blaze of red. None of the girls were aware of being influenced, although they did notice that the atmosphere was more friendly. A class at the University of Minnesota is reported to have conditioned their psychology professor a week after he told them about learning without awareness. Every time he moved toward the right side of the room, they paid more attention and laughed more uproariously at his jokes, until apparently they were able to condition him right out the door.
– W. Lambert Gardiner, Psychology: A Story of a Search, 1970

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Steve
posted a quote
August 18, 2011 11:42pm UTC

test

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Steve
posted a quote
September 15, 2011 10:19pm UTC

TEST TEST

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Steve
posted a quote
September 29, 2011 3:30pm UTC

If that's tea, I'll have coffee. If that's coffee, I'll have tea.

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Steve
posted a quote
October 6, 2011 8:56pm UTC

It makes me sad to see people delete quotes that are years old. It's like you are deleting pages out of Witty's history. Don't be ashamed of your old quotes. It's ok that people didn't fave them because the quotes meant something to you when you wrote them.

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