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Hale_Storm18
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August 13, 2013 2:17pm UTC

So, when I was in 8th grade I was trying to decide what kind of high school I
wanted to go to. I applied to and was accepted into Nashoba Tech and they sent me all this paperwork like, "When did you first move to the country?" and "What is your first language?" etc. etc. and I dunno man but I was born in Texas and I'm pretty sure that's a part of the US.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 6:34pm UTC

I always hear adults say that it's a small world out there,
Like when they run into old school friends or something like that. But no,
It's not a small world out there. It's a very big world. Get it right.

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Isn't it odd how people kill flies because
they're annoying if people killed people for being annoying I would of been dead like 15 years ago

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 6:42pm UTC

friend: i wish i could get payed to sit on eggs
me: i wish i could get payed to sit on c'ock
friend: i think that's prost'itution

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Oniichan
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August 13, 2013 6:52pm UTC

*making excuses for being late* "Hello teacher, today I got lost on the road of life."

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mattnunz
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 1:50pm UTC

There's a huge difference
between seeking attention and a cry for help.

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Laura :)*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 9:59am UTC

Don't look for love
Let love find you
That's why it's called falling in love
because you don't force yourself to fall.
But be carefull
because things that fall hard
get broken <3

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Me: *drawing*
Me: what the heckie deckie do am i diddly dang doing

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gab*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 7:11pm UTC

☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁
i haven't lived life, i haven't lived love;
JUST BIRD'S EYE VIEW FROM THE SKY ABOVE.

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 6:34pm UTC

grade 8 me: wow he looks super hot i should talk to him
grade 8 me: *finds a dead bird on the ground during lunch break, throws it at him outside*

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 8:15pm UTC

What the heck is up with toes?
They don't do anything.
They're just....there.

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Me: no mum don't open that drawer….that's where i keep my drugs…
Mum:*opens it anyway*
*all 40 kidz bop cds spill out*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:14pm UTC

So, I was talking to my friend about how I don't like my school and he was
like, "You should transfer to Nashua North. It'd be cool to have you here." and I told him that I didn't like people from New Hampshire and then I realized that I was talking to someone who lives in New Hampshire and wow I'm an idiot.

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Chris*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 11:58am UTC

Him: Why are you always tired?
Me: When you're as f.cked up as I am, sleep is hard to come by.

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:46pm UTC

Maybe that's why, as English speakers,
we use words "like" and "um" so much ;
We're always searching for words
that aren't there.
— nayyirah waheed

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:32pm UTC

AT&T M CELL 11:52 PM 99%
Messages
Douche
Edit
August 3rd, 2013
send me nudes
you have such a way with words

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bye*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 6:11pm UTC

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like
GOOOOO ur dying

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:55pm UTC

I'm teaching myself Russian and I was taking a quiz where I had to mach
the word to a picture and one of the pictures that came up was a cartoon dog with sunglasses and who says Russians don't know how to have fun?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:42pm UTC

teacher: where's your homework?
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar?

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 4:09pm UTC

idk what annoys me more hot people that know theyre hot or hot people
that think theyre ugly moral of the story if u are hot i am annoyed with u

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