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raquelpoo
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June 24, 2013 5:51pm UTC

There's a difference between a guy who is actually sweet & a guy who just knows how to sweet talk.

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iamlegend1998
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 9:01pm UTC

I always imagined how you would die, how I would cope etc..but I never imagined it to be this painful.
R.i.p. baby
I love you
forever+always&always+forever:*
30/07/12

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
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June 1, 2013 9:02pm UTC

It's like Witty has a ghetto side.
B/tch, I'm on it.
Just kidding. I like rainbows.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 8:56pm UTC

last night i had a dream that my parents decided it was physically impossible to be as ugly as i was so they took me to a specialist and it turned out i was in fact a rare species of forest mushroom, not a human being.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Reasons to be nice to someone:
-Why do you need a reason? Just be nice to people, my God.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 2:27pm UTC

I hate that guys think that every girl is an insecure wreck that feels bad
about herself and stuff, so they put, "You're beautiful." on signs and say sh.t like, "Every girl deserves to be called a princess." Like, we're not a f.cking charity.

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 3:42pm UTC

*Gets in bed ready to sleep*
* 5 seconds later *
Me: I can't sleep
* Picks up phone*
* goes on witty*
*hours later*
Me: woah is that the sun?

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HappyCriminal
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 3:34pm UTC

My parents told me, "You've got to stop watching so much TV and read more!" So I turned on the subtitles.

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accidentalflirtation
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 3:38pm UTC

how are 13 year olds sexually active
I'm not even socially active
...I'm not even bloody active

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Why do some adults call children
names like sweetie-pie or honey? What if instead of calling my mom 'mom' I called her potato salad or chicken noodle soup ohhh what now?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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spence*
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 3:27pm UTC

I wasn't wearing
makeup
My hair was down, but it wasn't straightened;
I was too tired to deal with the curly, frizzy mess.
We stopped at a gas station, where 2 guys told me I was beautiful.
No one ever tells me that. even when I try to look presentable.
The crazy thing?
When I went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror,
I actually believed them

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Elementpurple13*
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 3:23pm UTC

Don't it hurt when your best
friend flirts with your crush,
JUST to tick you off, and he flirts
back?

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lilagraace
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 3:23pm UTC

When you eat raw cookie
dough and get paranoid that
it's gonna kill you ♥

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unicornjackson
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 11:23pm UTC

I have been attacked for my opinion.
Welcome to the freaking internet.

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 11:24pm UTC

Noises at night:•something falls•
Me:SERIAL KILLER
Dog moves
Me:Skinwalker!
Earthquake
Me:The earth is a valcano and is errupting!

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xxSlowlyLoosinHopexx
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 11:24pm UTC

How to murder someone:
tell them you love them and never talk to them again.

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PowerTumbler411
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 11:25pm UTC

I honestly don't know anymore.
You know me better than anyone.
You take any chance you can to talk to me.
You've held my hand.
You hug me every time you see me.
You always bantar with me.
You make me smile and laugh all the time.
You ask me for help with things you can do on your own.
You act like you like me.
All our friends ask up if we're dating.
They think we are.
We're not.
But why?

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burning*
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 11:27pm UTC

Video Game Logic:
Everyone worse than me is a noob,
Everyone better than me has no life.

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nightfelics171321
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 11:13pm UTC

Plot twist!
A ghost runs away from pac-man!

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