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  1. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 2:26am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Yuri Yuri
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 10:26am UTC
    *opens up Google*
    wait... what was I going to search?

  4. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 11:26am UTC
    All I want is one chance, one kiss, one night to show you
    what you mean to me. just one chance to spend
    one day with you to show you how we're so alike. one kiss to prove that
    we're more than friends & one night to
    hoId you tight ♥

  5. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 1:37am UTC
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  6. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 11:27am UTC
    That's How It Works.
    throughout your life, you will l i k e several different guys, but
    running through your mind will always be the one you l o v e

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    Teacher: Where's your book?
    Student: at home.
    Teacher: And what's it doing there?
    Student: having more fun than me
    jimmy365
    nmq

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 1:18am UTC
    Don't go the extra mile for someone
    w h o i s n ' t e v e n w o r t h t h e r u n .
    jimmy365
    nmq/ my format

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    "What time is it?"
    "There's a clock right there."
    "DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK WAS?"
    jimmy365
    format by: ThatsSoMeee

  10. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 3:44am UTC
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  11. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    I Would Delete
    your contact, but what's the point if I already have your number memorized ?

  12. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:54am UTC
    IT'S A JOKE, NOT A DICK.
    don't take it so hard.

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 12:33am UTC
    trying to understand you
    is like trying to smell the color 9.
    jimmy365

  14. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    who else hates it when
    beautiful people call themselves ugly?
    ©livsbestfriendryan

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    Oh, I can see you hiding
    behind that mask.
    Being scared to be judged ,
    being afraid that nobody will ever love you.
    Put that mask away and show the world
    who you really are.
    ©ThatsSoMeee ♥

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    yup, i 'm single.
    and you're going to have to be pretty amazing to change that.

  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    Your story doesn't add up,
    feel free to stop lying.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 2:22pm UTC
    If the world is going to end in 2012
    I want to spend the rest of my days
    With YOU.
    © ThatsSoMeee :)

  19. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 3:46pm UTC
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    Boy: I wanna be a super hero. Guess
    my name?
    Girl: Superman? Batman? Ironman?
    Boy: (Smiles) no, Yourman. <3
    ------------------------
    nmq

  20. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be nice if
    your iPod could detect your mood and make a playlist for it? :D

:)

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