My dad at a Turkish store:
Dad: -to a worker- So everything here is made in Turkey, right?
Worker: Yes, everything is from Turkey.
Dad: Really? Everything?
Worker: Mhmm.
Dad: Oh, okay then.
Dad: -picks up box-
Dad: -turns box over and reads back-
Dad: Made in China
Worker:
Dad:
Worker:
Dad:
Worker:
Dad:
Dad: Yup, everything's from Turkey alright.
Dad: If Turkey was in China.